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What astonishingly stupid stuff have you overheard people saying? Tell us, and tell the world.

(, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 22:51)
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This is a QotW answer Americans again...
Just a minute ago my house telephone rang and it was a guy with an American accent. The conversation went like this:

American guy: Hello, is Lorenzo there?
Me: No, you dialed the wrong number
American: Er maybe you can help me. I am trying to call Sardinia. The number is [insert digits here]. Can you tell me how I call Sardinia from the States?
Me: Er, no.
American: Why not?
Me: because I live in London, I've never been to the USA and I haven't got clue how to make an international call from there duh.
American: Sorry. [Hangs up]

Cue fits of laughter.

Fucking numpty.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 21:26, closed)

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