I used my mobile phone whilst on an aeroplane
and the fucking thing crashed. I had to turn it off and on again to get it working but I lost the text message that I was halfway through typing :(
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40, 4 replies)

How exactly does one turn a plane off?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:29, closed)

Using the side of a large skyscraper or two seems to work
(Bushcricket, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:19, closed)

You are a pilot
AICMFP
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, closed)

i see
what you did there.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:48, closed)