Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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My ex took great delight in ignoring everything I said.It was like a matter of honour to him.
One time, he was working outdoors in late July. I said, you ought to wear a hat, and jeans rather than shorts.
'Nah, I've got me sunglasses!' was his completely logical reply.
Next time we met he was in bed with sunstroke.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:54, closed)
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