Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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i am seriously the king of ignoring instructionsi have a massive tendancy to ignore every type of instruction imagineable. the most damaging time i ignored instructions involved fire, very flammable pipe cleaning fluid, and me being very very bored at work. basically i got very bored and decided to make a fire. as you do. well the fire got a little out of hand and when i say a little i mean very out of hand. i tried to blow out a pool of burning liquid not a good idea i can tell you now. the pool jumped off the floor and onto my face and carried on burning. when the fire was out i went to the bog and looked at my face. there was an extreme lack of my beard, my eyebrows, my eyelashes, and my face became very blistered for about a week after. shit
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:20, closed)
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