Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Oooh, thankyou very much.Currently I'm ignoring the instruction on the free chinese calendar a drunkard Mr Wow brought home (you know the look. Drunk men and cats do it. 'Look what I have killed for you, after my hard night foraging'- could easily have been a beermat or a taxi card) from an eat-all-the-MSG-you-like-lardarse places. It says 'Enjoy newly taste fresh gifts for you', and I'm not enjoying it in the slighest.
I'm glad it's fresh though. I wouldn't want an over-ripe calendar.
Hah! Lengthless (almost) and girth lite.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:57,
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