Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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aged 14. do not pierce or burn deoderant can evan after useso naturally we made a fire and put a can of deoderant on top, not much was happening after a few minutes so we convinced my mate stephen to throw a big rock on the deoderant can. he did and the second the rock hit the can he was engulfed in a huge explosion. then all we see in stephen run out of the explosion the back of his shoes and his trousers on fire after a few seconds of flapping about he was no longer aflame and the whole crowd collapsed into fits of laughter it was quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen alltho there was a few seconds of dred between dropping the rock and my friend not being on fire all i was thinking is my mum will murder me for messing with fire.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 20:35, closed)
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