Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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On the subject of 'feminine protection'it is possible to concentrate TOO hard on the instructions.
My mate bought some expensive, 'anatomically shaped' self-adhesive girly doodahs.
She managed to attach one in the right position but upside down.
An hour later we heard a bloodcurdling scream from the bog when she removed it, giving herself a spontaneous Brazilian.
(, Wed 10 May 2006, 8:50, closed)
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