I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Piercing and BoxerShort HellSo about a year and a half a go, i decided it would be a marvelous idea to get my nutsack pierced. So after my date with a needle i felt all manly and belived it was high time to go out and hope for the possibility of getting to show off my new spoils of war. After getting suitably mashed on a £20'w worth of 99p doubles, i managed to pull a minger. A minger who was more than happy to be shown my new hole. What i didn't expect was when we got back to mine, for the button on my boxers to be caught on the ring now sitting proudly in my nutsack. My horniness, plus her eagerness to see the treasure, resulted in my boxers being dropped like a stone from my ample hips, taking with them my new piercing.
apologies for length and girth
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:27,
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