I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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WedgieSure it's happened to most boys, but my younger brother was wedgied so hard at the age of eight by my cousin that his 'hole was bleeding. Mum wasn't too impressed, I can tell you.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:51, Reply)
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