I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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BlowJob with BracesOne of the best story I heard from a "ask auntie" problem page, went something like this;
The other day I was enjoying the pleasure of performing oral sex on my boyfriend, suddenly he screamed, I thought I must be doing something right. No it was a scream of pain and lots of blood, you see his foreskin had got caught in my brace
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:17, closed)
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