I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ooh, more breasticlesI'd forgotten this one.
Imagine, if you will, a ladygirl blessed with a cleavage that regularly becomes a bit like the back of the sofa - I've found food, coins and once, a box of matches snuggled between my ladybumps.
Imagine that this ladygirl occasionally smokes *cigarettes* that drop little hot rocks. While wearing V neck or other lowish cut tops.
Imagine, then, this ladygirl, relaxing in a warm and contented I-have chocoloate-and-an-ashtray-I'm-going-nowhere stylee, until a burning burning burning blim, felt like the size of a golf ball landed smack between the old shirt potatoes. Too stoned to do anything useful, I flapped my arms around until it burned out by itself. Leaving a hole in my top, my bra, and my chest. Scar lasted weeks.
Moral - Don't be wearing low tops when schmokin'. Hurts
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:47,
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