I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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A pitta bad luckI woke up one morning after a big night out, really late for work. I just jumped out of bed and pulled on my clothes and set off.
On the tube I could feel a burning sensation in my back, which was getting steadily worse. I reached back under my shirt, and to my horror I could feel a massive strip of skin peeling off. I touched it and it peeled off even more. Eventually a whole chunk peeled off in my hand, I thought I was going to faint. I had a look at what I was holding, and it was a large piece of kebab meat, that had been stuck to my back with chilli sauce, that I had spent the night sharing my bed with.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:28,
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