I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I didn't hurt my rude bits, someone else did it for me.................Donkeys years ago I had to have laser surgery up my mimmsie. Not an entirely pleasing experience unless you like the feeling of a staple gun being shot up your undercarriage.
Anyhooooo, there we are in the operating theatre. Me, legs akimbo grasping tightly to my last shreds of dignity, surgeon with his phasers set to stun and a gaggle of theatre nurses. After a couple of minutes of small talk from the surgeon (not an easy thing to do when the bloke is a complete stanger, at eye level with your cnut and is intermittently shooting laser beams up your chuff), I notice a smell of burning. Oh blimmeh, thinks I, who the hell is smoking in a hospital.
Well it was me of course, the smell being my barbequed girls bits. FUCKING OUCH!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 10:22, Reply)
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