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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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The Holy Grail of damaged rudebits
We were out on the local field where we had made some huge BMX jumps out of a pile of mud that appeared randomly one day, and the token "im-better-than-everyone-here-and-know-it" guy drags his bike up to the top of the run and calls for everyone to watch as he is blatently better than everyone and they should all learn something from his Uberskills. so he begins his descent, hits the first jump going full tilt launches into the air with some impressive height and dissapears out of view behind the landing followed by several unrepeatable profanities so everyone bursts out laughing as the cocky cunt stacked it and runs over to survey the cuts and grazes to find him rolling around on the floor crying and holding his bollocks, this we found even more funny, then we spotted the blood a nice slowly spreading red patch on his beige cargos eminating from his hands. turns out not only had he split his sack and dropped the ball (so to speak) but he was so scared to lose his bollocks he'd managed to leave a handshaped bruise on his member.

Divine retribution in scrotal form
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 11:05, closed)

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