Failed TV Detective partnerships
Cagney and Lacy, Starsky and Hutch, Sapphire and Steel, Jake and the Fat Man - Yes there have been some classic detective partnerships over the years but we want to know about those that never made it to TV.

Open up photoshop and show us the cop partnerships that were never meant to be.
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:25, Reply)

And another!!!
Got this idea from watching my bill hicks dvd.

Why do christians wear crosses around their necks? thats the last fucking thing jesus wants to see when he comes back!! It's like going upto Jackie onassis with a sniper rifle pendant on!!!... 'just remembering john (BANG!!!)'

What would be the worst bit of symbology to remember a famous deceased person??

A mercedes pendant for Diana's kids?
(Darkpie Is a few months away from freedom, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 9:26, Reply)

Hmmm??
What should the government do to deal with a problem that bothers us all?..... Chavs!!!
(Darkpie Is a few months away from freedom, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:56, Reply)

Barf
What does a barf enema look like?
(gilbeymomerath, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:06, Reply)

BBC product placement
a la US.
(jonnybignose, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 13:01, Reply)

If Dr Spooner was God
I had one of my cats on my lap the other day and I turned to my girlfriend and said "I love Babs (my cat) but really she's just a bag of woo and pee".

I wold love to see what that and other spoonerisms look like.

(Spoonerisms are phrases, sentences, or words in language with swapped sounds. Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast. Come and wook out of the lindow is an example.)
(smugit, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 9:28, Reply)

What if pirates were responsible for all the really cool inventions?
Besides buggery on the high seas...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 3:29, Reply)

Political campaigns
What if B3ta PR Inc. were given the task of getting those extra votes? Dirt digging a plenty.
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 11:41, Reply)

Advertisement
What would be the most difficult thing to advertise to the General Public
(MichaelGalethe1st, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 22:16, Reply)

Money: the root of all evil
What if money were not the root of all evil but something different... like jam?
(thatdudewithbreasts, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 17:48, Reply)

Dinorulers
If dinosaurs had evolved to rule the world and not humans...
(atheistsiehta, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 2:27, Reply)

What do the Masons do at their meetings?
The masons. An organisation hidden in secrecy and mocked by well known tv programmes.

But what do they really do at the meetings?
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 23:35, Reply)

death or glory! or mediocrity.
Old mother Vader once said "You want to settle down boy, find yourself a nice career. All this killing is not going to earn you a living you know."

Some of us used to think we were special, then we realised we should forget about such nonesense and settle down to a life of relative mediocrity. Imagine a scenario where infamous villains - real and scripted - turned away from the path of evil at an early age and applied their particular talents to nice, safe, ordinary employment.
(harryfreeze throwin' puppies over cliffs for jesus, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 22:33, Reply)

just read the newsletter
that "i like dinosaur cock"....brilliant! oh and i think sexy dinosaurs would be a cool idea for image challenge as well
(Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 14:41, Reply)

Sell Out!
What if every celeb followed the path of George Foreman and became so proud of it, they put their name on it... who and what?
(Shpadoinkle Serious Awesomness, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 10:56, Reply)

Make the world of finance interesting.
There ain't no party like an escrow party!
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 0:33, Reply)

When the meek inherit
The Bible tells us "the meek shall inherit the earth". What's it going to look like?
(Barticus, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 23:44, Reply)

What If?
The daily mail ran the country!
(busby, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 19:08, Reply)

If monkeys ran...
... the NHS.

Oh, the hilarity!
(drudge_dread, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 17:18, Reply)

Celebrity violence
Photoshop some violence perpetrated by and on celebrities.
( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 15:52, Reply)

What happens to B3tans when they grow up
Bearing in mind that B3ta is rappidly approaching 50000 members. What happened to all those people we used to see in teh olden days?
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 12:21, Reply)

Camels.
Just what the hell do they really keep in those humps?
( Novander is floating above you, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 2:04, Reply)

If signs were animated
A bit like this

Imagine the possible signs for various situations.
Feel free to make up your own amusing situations.
( naD, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 20:56, Reply)

Fish-based movie puns
Movie names with the words replaced by fish names:

The Codfather?
Silence of the clams?
The Last Boy Trout?
A plaice in the sun?

There are hundreds of these.
(breakfastwithjam, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 9:49, Reply)

Childrens TV characters are in fact works of the devil
and have unleashed their criminal ways on society.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 6:18, Reply)

What would happen if
Mother Nature got her recipes mixed up?
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 6:14, Reply)

24 hours to live
Your the ONLY person who know's the world will end in 24 hours, what would you do?
(Jonnyass, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 2:05, Reply)

Transformers!
Autobots engage!

Do a transformers comp, with things that turn into other things.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 1:03, Reply)

following on from this /talk thread.....
www.b3ta.com/talk/1332328

photoshop a bizarre law, or make one up.
( Godzuki is not dead, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:16, Reply)