ridiculous reality tv shows.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Stig of the Dump
Assuming you read the book in school, if you lived like Stig (i.e in a rubbish dump) what inventions would you make from the shit other people have thrown away? For those who haven't read the book (or caught the BBC TV series); think of it like an extreme version of 'Scrapheap Challenge.'

Alternatively, up the offensive stakes by calling it 'Homeless High-tech Inventions' - either works
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:19, Reply)

contemporary translations/reinterpretations of old wives tales/clichés/sayings/historical quotations
from: 'forgive them, father, for they know not what they do'
to: 'fucking idiots'

*edit* shit title. maybe 'quoted for truth' or qtf would be better. could include political/media/marketing/celebrity/management speak, etc - what they really mean.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Misplaced props
Take a prop from one film, and insert it into another, as in:
www.b3ta.com/board/10603451
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

public health adverts with innuendo
take a leaf out of the current French anti-smoking campaign's book( male oral sex giver with a cigarette in lips) to create adverts that promote a healthy lifestyle whilst using risque[borderline SFW] images.
(trainee mad doctor is currently trying to build a secret laboratory, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

One Word: Lego

( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And another thing...
Take an existing picture and add "just one thing" to make it more interesting
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Health and Safety gone mad.
What are the unseen dangers that surround us every day and how can we be saved from these perils?
( Muns, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

ACDC CDC.
No explanation required.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Colour in the lizard.
I think it's going well, please continue it for another week.

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

My Crazed Suggestion From The Dark Hole Of Randomness
Foreign exchange students fighting zombies for the hell of it!
(supk9lvr RAWRF., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:13, Reply)

squawk squawk SQUAWK
*whistles YMCA*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

image challenge:circus

( Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Justin Bieber in weird places
Mission Statement: Photoshop Justin Bieber.


Love Bieber...Hate Biber? Whatever you think of Justin Bieber we are trying to compile a galley of 'the beebs' in some very unusual places.

See the gallery so far here: jones.coldlime.com

If you're pretty handy on a computer, we'd like you to sumbit your own photos... and we'll post our favourites (be sure to leave your name).
Either through the blog or on b3ta.com

(please note: this is for a school project and is in no way a website for profit).
(beebers, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:49, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Out of scale
Imagine a world where everything was out of scale; footbridges the size of an actual foot, domestic animals the size of a skyscraper.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Photoshop Rupert Murdoch and crew
let's see if we can get a rise out of one of the most dangerous and powerful media figures the world has ever known..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:56, Reply)

What photoshop/windows menu commands really do
I enjoyed the raster-mouse on the front page and I'd like to see more of it please.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

the end is extremely fucking nigh
what if the zombies actually did attack? what would you do to protect yourself? design a weapon, draw us a zombie-proof shelter or just tell us your perfect place to hide.
you never know, it might just happen...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The new James Bond film has been announced
Show how 007 is a little less suave and sophisticated than his reputation would have us believe. "I'm JIM. Jimmy BOND" etc.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

B3ta Birthday Cards
I've had a look, and it seems like it's never been done before. Could be wrong, mind you. Seems like it would be too obvious to miss
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 4:37, Reply)

Colour in the lizard.

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Using MSPaint to draw faces on pictures of the moon.
Happy faces only. All images must be squares. 500x500.
Then we could make a massive tiled collage of all the happy moonfaces. Put it up in the Tate Modern or something.
It would be a shit challenge, but the result would cheer me up no end.
I could use some cheering up. I've been a bit down lately.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

By any other author
What if Barabara Cartland had written '1984'? Or Stephen King had penned 'Gone with the Wind'? Or how about Irvine Welsh's 'The Hobbit'?
Photoshop the results with hilarious consequences!
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alternative Google Logos
bit of a random one... Google often creates custom logos to display in various countries (http://www.google.co.uk/logos/) .

Make some new ones! eg. "Hitlers 100th Birthday!"
(joebewaan Eat healthy, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Saville. What did he really fix?
Now that Sir Jimmy of the Saville is no more, sinister rumours about his private life are begining to emerge.
What did he really keep in the arm of that chair?
Did the scouts ever get off the rollercoaster?

*Edit*
Having opened my eyes and read the other suggestions, may I offer my most humble appologies for not seeing the previous Jimmy related post.
(northerncock, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Alternative realities
Just how different yet strangely familiar can we make things?

The c64 loading screen would have been red, X factor would have genuine talent and Big brother would be for convicted criminals (or something?)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 0:22, Reply)

What does the afterlife look like for the late, great Jimmy Savile?
Over to you, imagineers!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If bands were political parties.
What sort of havoc would they wreck if Duran Duran and Oasis formed a coalition? If our next leader was Mark E Smith would we still think his speeches were as wanky and incoherent as any other?
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Personality horse being out side for the very first time?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

REPLACE BAGPUSS

( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)