Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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Illustrate the last moments on board H.M.S. B3tards before she went down without a trace.(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:25,
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Illustrate made up fables.e.g. The Tortoise and the Gordon Ramsey.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:30,
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Illustrate insults you've just made up.e.g. "It's not my fault you were born with a moustache into the body of a woman".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:28,
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The End of the World ShowGod's decided to bring Judgment Day forward and has asked you to put on a Royal Variety-esque performance made up of anyone from history. Who do you put on the bill: Winston Churchill playing the spoons, Stalin's stand-up routine?
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Legs!Leg of lamb, leg of o, sexy legs, scary legs, legs eleven, legs of heaven, legging it, leg-umes, leg-ography, Nick C-leg, spare legs, and otter legs.
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$$ ✅, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:16,
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do what you want.let's just have a show and tell of whatever we wanna do.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:37,
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things that exist but somehow are still fucking stupidlike these: www.b3ta.com/board/11098407#post11098409
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Worst possible consequences of Scotland voting yes(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:09, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Make pictures with your phone!Pull your bumcheeks apart to stretch your anus as wide as you can, then stick your phone up there and take some pictures. Then post them on /links.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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If fruit and veg ruled the world.(
monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:03,
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photoshop celebrity nude photos Helen Keller fudding herself off. Or perhaps John Wilkes Booth with a full stonk. Maybe you would fancy Bertrand Russell going at it with a Burmese maid?
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$$ ✅, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:09,
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Choose your own other types of thingfor instance
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2360023
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:06,
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new rude bitsinvent new rude bits without being NSFW (obviously, otherwise they wouldn't be new)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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Something to do with old computer systems maybe HD versions of retro games? Something like that? Racist ZX spectrum games? Something? You know?
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$$ ✅, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 18:22,
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Have you ever just abandonded something because it just doesn't work anymore and hasn't been funny or interesting in ages?No, me either.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:25,
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animals stuck in thingsbecause this made me laugh www.chedge.co.uk/b3ta/swan-stuck-in-machine.jpg
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:28,
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Continue the storyEach person does a panel which carries on where the last entry left off, to tell a continuous story when the challenge entries are read in date order. Drawing, toap or whatever, who gives a shit as long as it's funny. This wouldn't work if the place was busier but with the whole 'being dead on its arse' thing it just might
alt: dalek orgy
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 0:46,
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Imagine what my wee willie winky looks like, eh?I dunno, do some pictures of Simon Le Bon fighting different people or saink
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:59,
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The best of BritainPhotoShop the great British public at work and play.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:44,
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Reimagine WW2 propagandaas if it was designed by hipsters. Britain needs you! To gentrify your local high street etc.
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Truisms of modern life.Illustrate the awful truth of the day to day e.g. "Instant coffee - we never learn."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:45,
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the secret adventures of staplers and other office equipment(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:23,
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Social Media in HistoryImagine how much crapper historical events would have been if people had wasted all their time on Twitter and Facebook.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:59,
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