Latin
google some latin phrases and photoshop what you think they mean
i.e. ad nauseam = literally pour sick in to something

hell, we might learn something
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:16, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

make everything dangerous
take something relatively safe and make it utterly lethal: flame-thrower fire extinguisher, tsunami teapot, razor-sharp 50p, effective politicians, pneumatic baby bouncer, rocket-powered fiat uno, YOU GET THE IDEA
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Badly designed cars
Lets undo billions of pounds and decades of automobile development. Redesign Ferraris, Aston Martins and BMWs in to something that raises a titter.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 8:21, Reply)

Coffee
plenty to play with from flicking beans to abusing starbucks
( HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Christmas TV
The usual disappointing TV schedule is being unveiled, what would you like to see on telly this Christmas?
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:37, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Political Christmas cards
Tony Blair's done one, UKIP have stolen one, what can you offer - and perhaps send it in to the Guardian
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Duct Tape
"Duct tape is like the Force, it has a dark side, it has a light side, and it binds together the universe...."
(robl, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Comedy Merchandise
Peter Kay sells some right shit in his shop (An "It's Spitting" umberella, anyone?) - but what if other comedians were as avaricious? What items might they sell to cash in on their popular sketches and catchphrases?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 21:23, Reply)

The Goddamn Batman
batman, batblimps, bat shark repellent, bat-family planning, getting rid of a bomb reposts - go batty
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 4:17, Reply)

Slacktivism...
Recently loads of people poured a bucket of water over themselves for some such thing or other and shared it online. yay.
(robl, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Pointless online petitions
I get a slew of these in my mailbox every day and they are getting distinctly "meh.", so they have to be pretty darn good before I'll sign them, ranging from save the rainforests, save the kittens, save the bees, save the pandas, save the farmers, save the children, save the global warming, save free bus passes for OAPs, save my ass, save me from having to think about this issue, send me money for no reason... What's your latest pointless online petition?
(robl, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:49, Reply)

What will Facebook ban next?
I recently fell foul of one of Facebook's rather arbitrary policies. What are they going to ban next, or what should they blatantly allow that clearly should be banned, but never seems to?
(robl, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:46, Reply)

Internet Christmas
Sites no longer seem to add falling snow gifs to their pages in December. Come up with new ways to make the internet festive instead.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Accidental damage of art
After the spectacular accidental meme that was Cecilia Giménez's botched restoration of Ecce Homo (It still cracks me up to this day!), I got to thinking about other art that has been "accidentally" damaged.

There are many instances of people falling in to, tearing or binning or otherwise destroying priceless art by accident...

"In October 2006, Steve Wynn agreed to sell the 1932 painting Le Rêve by Picasso. The painting was the centerpiece of Wynn’s art collection and was displayed at his Las Vegas casino. The pre-arranged price of $139 million would make Le Rêve the most expensive art sell of the time. The day after the price deal, while showing the painting to reporters, Wynn accidentally elbowed it, creating a significant tear. After a $90,000 repair, the painting was evaluated to be worth $85 million..."
(robl, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:36, Reply)

NO3L
Too soon?
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Stuff that already exists,
Re-Advertised, marketed or used for things its not meant to be used for.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)

LITTERING AND

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Seam Wars
Re-Imagine warfare, battles and skirmishes in the 'seamiest' way possible. Leave nothing out! Rorke's Drift with 'remote sentries?'
Switch 'em on and let's have a brew :D
( Ninj, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)

scrimshaw

( $$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

my life or how it fealt whilst friends simply watched ?
www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CCsQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cliphunter.com%2Fw%2F1460017%2FDirty_teen_wanks_off_her_mature_cock_in_the_bedroom&rct=j&q=amatuer%20teen%20sluts%20wanking%20off%20older%20guys&ei=MGVtVN28Jub_ywPerICIDA&usg=AFQjCNE13K3iMcXo4Ph9Azva7YHXM7uDhA&sig2=N26x93kWn4GrUnXiO4-16Q
(luvadik2suk, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:58, Reply)

Newspaper front pages
Of stuff the mail can only dream of, or tits and shit for the red tops.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 12:01, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Smoking
Weirdly people don't smoke as much as they used to, spend a week making it cool again
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:26, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Guinea pigs
Come on, guinea pigs...
(Porcupine, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Images based on words resulting from a speech impediment.

( cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Glen A Larson
TV Producer Glen A Larson died this week, lets commemorate him and his shows.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0488991/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
6 million dollar man, Magnum PI, Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers, Manimal, Quincy, Automan, The Fall Guy etc
( HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Adverts in history.
Do like Sainsburys and turn historical events into tacky adverts.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Diseased pop stars.
What if all popstars sung about diseases and hospitals rather than sex and nightclubs?

(An alternate take on fridgefreezer's suggestion below for a Band Aid-related challenge)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)

They're re-doing "Do they know it's christmas" on an Ebola theme
So re-do other christmas stuff on the theme of unpleasant diseases and whatnot.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Disney
Dunno what to do with it, make shit Disneyfied I guess...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)

If Oscar Pistorious got away with it and then realised his legs have grown back...what would he do next?
This will win
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:04, Reply)