Worst/Most embarrasing accidents
Eg. Fat man, falls down stairs, knocks over several old ladies who go flying, one of which ends up stuck in a tree.

You get the idea.
(Nebby NY->Paris directions, step 23: Swim Atlantic Ocean, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:09, Reply)

Product recalls
Pick a product and photoshop what has gone horribly wrong to lead to a recall.
( Afinkawan, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:01, Reply)

b3ta problem page!
Illustrate a News of the World style photo problem and perhaps even the solution.
( Afinkawan, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 15:48, Reply)

What if it was still the 80's?
If it was 2007, with all the technological wonders and state-of-the-worldness we have to day, but somehow it was still the 80's?!
( Afinkawan, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 15:45, Reply)

The kids of hard crime

( Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 10:15, Reply)

If Old Person(/Parent) Sayings Were True...
Admittidly there'd be plenty of repeated stuff for the obvious ones ("you'll have someone's eye out with that" [picture of Bayeux Tapestry]; "the wind'll blow and you'll stick like that" [picture of Jade Goody], etc etc).

However there must be so many of these sorts of sayings that there's plenty of material to people come up with a lot of funny stuff, and from my lurking I reckon the best challenges are the ones with a lot of scope (movie titles, advertising), rather than just one joke for the topic (Gillian McKeith).

Whatever. Must stop posting while drunk.
(Bearded Whumpus, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 22:55, Reply)

B3TA ZOO 2

( Drunken Vet, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 21:49, Reply)

what else could NSFW stand for?
you post the pictures, the rest of us guess
examples:
- nuns suck fat willies
- nobody slit freds wrists

it could go on and on....
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:27, Reply)

NEW FROM JML!
Invent!
(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, Reply)

greetings cards of hate
tell people what you really think of them, through the medium of the greetings card.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, Reply)

Voodoo
it's dark and scary stuff and it's strongly associated with Jazz. Voodoo up some stuff.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, Reply)

Robots vs kittens
make them fight for my entertainment
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:18, Reply)

b3ta summer f3t3
how nice... take a summer fete, slap it with the b3ta stick.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:16, Reply)

products for disabled people
helps those less fortunate than you - design things to ease the lives of people with disabilities.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:14, Reply)

Scotland is great:
everybody loves Scotland, and why wouldn't they, it's all brilliant.. apart from some bits of Fife. Photoshop things which are Scottish. Pure dead brilliant!
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:13, Reply)

Zoo would never publish THAT!
and not just because it's exceedingly poorly shopped
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:06, Reply)

super happy fun fluffy teim!
try and make everyone sick
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:06, Reply)

b3ta cocktionary...
re-design the 3nglish language... what do words really mean

scaffolding - 2 tone poker players don't play their hand.

Secretary - it's a secret 'ary!
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:03, Reply)

Railway Ribaldry
... I was going to say heath robbinson, but it looks like that was done in 2004... so - erm... Photoshop 2004: remember 2004 and how great it was? Photoshop it.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:00, Reply)

octopus freak fest

( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:52, Reply)

real 8-bit super fun time
everybody loves painstakingly recreating mildly humerous pixely situations for computer games characters from 1987...
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:52, Reply)

the inside of b3ta towers
huge palatial benquet halls, marbel staircases, solid gold tables... or a dingy shed underneath a crack den by a by pass... what does b3ta towers look like?
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:45, Reply)

out of my window I can see...
erm... what can you see out of your window?
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:40, Reply)

Birds vs Squirrels
battle for the trees
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:39, Reply)

When I die, this is how I want to go...
a parachute not opening... the giant 'O' falling from an Odeon cinema sign.... those are good ways to die.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:37, Reply)

now that's regional!
prejudice and stereotype and photoshop
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:36, Reply)

How the human body works
we all know 'food goes in here...' but then what?
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, Reply)

Fairy Tale Stories
illustrate scenes from fairy tale stories
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, Reply)

If things were designed by children
... take everyday objects and redesign them from the point of view of a child
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:30, Reply)