redesigning archictecture
Like I've been doing recently. It could throw out some funny results.
(Onion Terror. posting 3 images a year, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:41, Reply)

Great ideas to win a Darwin Award
You know the Darwin Awards. People that "remove themselves from the gene-pool" in an incredibly stupid way...

Show us the dumbest way to die.
(Captain Panic, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:42, Reply)

The road to hell is paved with lawyers
and every winter, the little imps go out skating on them.
If you do find that you have indeed gone to Hull, who would you like to see there with you, and what Greek/Dantean punishment would they be subject to? (Think pushing stone up hill, liver pecked out by vultures, repeatedly sodomised with pineapple).
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Tue 24 Jan 2006, 23:38, Reply)

Why do women have two holes between their legs?
So you can carry them home like a six-pack.

What bodily modification would you like to make to the opposite gender? Apart from the obvious. Perhaps something that would make sex/housework/cheating-on easier and more enjoyable...
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Tue 24 Jan 2006, 23:35, Reply)

Noble
Noble decisions....
( The Lurker played a blinder, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 19:46, Reply)

Incapacity benefits:
Do you want some disabled idiots taking your money? Get some jobs for those one armed / depresed / eyebrowless spackers to do.
(Bombast, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 18:57, Reply)

anything involving pizza delivery
I do a fair bit of pizza delivery and have seen some crazy stuff out there. lets re-create some of the stories and fantasies (or anything unusual) that the poor pizza delivery guy would see. - If your creativity is a little stale, just make up a really strange form of pizza car (monster truck with a pizza sign maybe?)
(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:39, Reply)

It's kind of silly, really
and there's not going to be much variety to it, but a bunch of octogenerians tumbling, like meaty yet fragile slinkies, down random escalators seems to have some comedy value. Additional hilarity may emsue by a simple batter-clad and forlorn midget posing as an angry crossing guard and slugging the fuck out of these passers by with a cricket bat.

The key to value is not asking 'why' too often. He's just angry and a midget.
( Syncubus I can jump a shark at a full sprint! (-5 GMT), Sun 22 Jan 2006, 10:03, Reply)

I`m sick of people
claiming that there is a god without offering proof. So how about a challenge where you present your argument for or against the existence of the great one, and prove it through the medium of shop?
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 23:27, Reply)

image challenge
if you had a fit mother would you drill her?
(furious eddie, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:12, Reply)

What would the world look like..
..if it was ruled by people with lisps.
( tommyhaych has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 22:49, Reply)

Instead of "what if drugs were legal"
What if things we took for granted every day were illegal?
e.g. Milk
e.g. haircuts
e.g Monging on stupid fucking web boards because you have no friends
( Roland E O'Dorant likes Steam Trains, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:01, Reply)

Your
Swimming pool stories! Wee, nakedness, embarassment!
( mince pies, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:10, Reply)

If Chavs Ran the World.
How different would the world be if it was run by chavs?

Jordan as prime minister?
Dole offices in pubs to save time?
Concentration camps for "gofficks"?
The British flag made of Burberry?

Show us your nightmare vision!
( Sylia Stingray last made a 'your mum' joke on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:28, Reply)

Ginger people
We all hate them, express your hate in the medium of flash, gif, jpg or whatever takes your fancy



(before any ginger people get uppity about this post, i myself am ginger!)
(Xyphious ......Lovin' teh Gin, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:12, Reply)

Snow!
What kind of fantastic sculptures can you create with snow? Or if you don't have snow where you live, try using mashed potato like the chap from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.
(chicken coupe de ville, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 17:09, Reply)

Urban Legends
Invent some new urban legends for the 21st century
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 13:44, Reply)

Intelligent Design
What if there really was an intelligent designer? Dogs wouldn't dribble on you, mosquitoes wouldn't bite you, and we'd all have retractable claws so we could open cans of beer easily.

Show us your intelligent designs.
(Pachey, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 11:40, Reply)

tomorrows headlines
What headlines would you like to wake up to see in tomorrows papers?

"Tony Blair is female clone of Maggie Thatcher!"

"Daily Mail in court over racist comments"

"Dogs clone Hitlers moustache in Blackpool"

Probably bindun so apologies if it has
( Bamboo Steamer, Tue 17 Jan 2006, 23:56, Reply)

Big Brother Challenge
A Big Brother Challenge , preferably involving some humiliation for the contestants.
(Ok, I'll get me coat, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 19:50, Reply)

Image Challenge
1) "What if the Taliban Won the War?"
2) "Who Would Star in Remakes of 'Carry On' Movies"?
3) "What if Canada Became the World's Policeman"?

Yeah B3TA...like Peter
(33worker, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 18:53, Reply)

Ruth Kelly vs Matthew Kelly
S/he who letteth the paedo teach vs he who was accused of being a paedo.
( bloojam (formerly: Xeofox) Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 20:58, Reply)

Challenge: Middle eastern verbs are nouns...
What if, in the middle east, all nouns were replaced by verbs and vice versa?
eg, Ahmed tehran to the shops...
...that is all
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Sat 14 Jan 2006, 19:35, Reply)

evil
come on, who can make the most evil pic.
(hardoff, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 13:37, Reply)

Animals that would have proved creationism
What if Darwin was wrong?*

What if God made a load of animals that would have bleeding obviously have been created rather than evolved, then discarded them to give everyone a choice of belief/confuse them?

What kind of animals did He throw away?

e.g. A field full of toothbrushes gamboling happily, pausing to sip nectar from Gibbs SR flowers

edit/ perhaps product-placement wildlife is a better idea?

*the suggestions herein do not necessarily reflect the views of the author
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 10:22, Reply)

Where was the sad faced old man that I used to call "Poppa" when the Merry-Go-Round broke down?
(with apologies to Josef Heller)
(KingTubby, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 3:25, Reply)

Reality Shows
that should be made by itv
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:21, Reply)

swich movie directers
like Quentin Tarantino's Bambi or Disney presents Scarface,
the possibility's are endless
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:14, Reply)

Women
What if everything was invented, inspired by, made by and made for women?
(jesushairdresser minges, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:58, Reply)

What if the Vatican was exclusively inhabited by camels?
And pontiffs could store water in their large hats.
(pottedstu, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 22:42, Reply)