An albatross ate my homework on the way to school
We've all had to make excuses at one time or another - to parents, partners, police, etc. Illustrate the most ridiculous excuses you can imagine.
( Puromycin will probably be very stoned on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)

Lasers.
And their many unorthodox uses...
(stinkbone last done busted himself on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:44, Reply)

Image Challenge - Suggestion
After the deletion of a certain challenge regarding a certain recording artist how about a Royal Family challenge and their respective royal titles, you know what I mean ! (the complete twat).
(excelents, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, Reply)

Prince or No Prince!
Without using any unauthorised midget Prince imagery, rip Prince a new one!
(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)

Now that the farts formally know so you know who
On the royalty note. Queen rocks. Shop the band that shaped a nation!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:05, Reply)

Boy George got busted for chaining up a man is his apartment.
Who deserves to be chained up, and by whom.
( phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, Reply)

Games With Peripherals.
Guiter Hero Guitars, Dance Dance Revolution Mats and even the humble steering wheel.

Why not create your own Game and a Peripheral to go with it?
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, Reply)

Bird Flu.
No more, no less just those two simple words.
Let your imaginations run wild!
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, Reply)

WEB SHERIFF!
Lets make those cunts look as wanky as Prince himself by forcing them to waste their own time writing letters about themselves. Do what ever you want, just make it about the "Web Sheriff".
Be sure to spread the hosting around a bit too;)

Sheriff! Are you tough enough to spend a bit of your own money?

For those of you that dont know what I am on about....
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272
www.b3ta.com/board/7783116

P.S. Mods, feel free to rewrite this suggestion as you see fit to meet any legal obligations. ie: "Highly paid internet police! Can they do their job if forced to do so on their own budget? Lets fire up photoshop and see..."
then delete this suggestion:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Alco?- www.selfdestructionandrecovery.blogspot.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:38, 26 replies)

Misogyny.
Show us how much you hate those awful, smelly women and their rotten girl's germs.
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:04, Reply)

BSOD
You know what it is... you're working/chatting/cracking one off when all of a sudden "WINDOWS MUST NOW RESTART AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU NASTY TODGER"

Surely there's a better way to tell you that your computer's the hell in.

If you like this, you know what to do... woo yay first post! :D
(Robert Mugabe caught American syphilis on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:23, Reply)

That is quite clealy against God's Law

( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:59, Reply)

Reinvent New labour.
It just simply isn't new or modern enough.
( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:54, Reply)

Meta
This sentence is a reference to itself.
(Sverre http://b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post12220, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 17:29, Reply)

Near the Knuckle
I know, a bit generic but how far can you go before you overstep the mark and cause maximum offence by pissing off an entire minority group / organisation / political party etc?
(Taunting Lunatics Belming at you since, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 12:46, Reply)

Better late than never.
'Sorry you're extinct now'
( uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 2:57, Reply)

Calvin and Hobbes
you know it is a brilliant idea
(DeTimmy you'd better be sorry!!, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 2:06, Reply)

Modern proverbs
you can't make a silk purse.. because noone learns home economics anymore
an apple a day... is only one fifth of your fruit and veg needs
too many cooks... on television I may have stolen this one from I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/7771832
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:15, Reply)

What will the put a health warning on next?
Following this news on 9 November...
"MPs are being urged to back calls for cigarette-style health warnings to be placed on alcoholic drinks"
( Wobbly Bloke is putting the "Rain" in Birdbrain, on, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 10:06, Reply)

Scientology.
Fuck it, let's all get sued.

[14/11/07 edit: maybe that's not such a good suggestion after all.]
( The Hedgehog From Hell will try to remember the next milestone, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 20:19, 3 replies)

child pornography, church-burnings, necrophilia and disco.

( postbear has repurposed the prune douche, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 5:59, 1 reply)

Gulliver's travels... to earth
How would a giant fit into our world? Using telegraph wires as dental floss... taking a shower in a waterfall...

Make it subtle: so we hardly even notice him/her (see board/7755687 for LazyBastard's example!)

Of if you prefer, _we're_ the giant Brobdingnagians, and Gulliver is tiny. Scuttling about, almost unnoticed.
( Bee Nice gofio for breakfast!, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:17, Reply)

The Artist formerly known as Prince
Jumped up little egotistical f*ckwit Prince is threatening to sue his fans for breach of copyright in using his image on fansites. So fire up photoshop and give this odious little twerp something to complain about...
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:13, 3 replies)

Out-Banksy Banksy
Banksy has style. Banksy gets lots of publicity. I'm sure the massed Darwinian (frontpaging of the funniest) ranks of b3ta can do better, be funnier than the man himself. Where poss. I'd like to see plenty of 'click for larger' so that people can do their own stencils of the best, out-Banksy Banksy and then post their 'work' to the main board.
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:40, Reply)

Paranoia
Did you ever fantasise that everyone else was a robot and you were the only real person in the world? Do you think that life is a set of obstacles designed by a malevolent entity to specifically annoy you? Are we all just brains in jars imagining that we're living in the "real" world? Does everyone else know something important that they are keeping from you?

Blaze up some green, open Photoshop and show us your subconscious fears...
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:20, Reply)

Mad Scientists
Those crazy mad scientists, always playing God and meddling with things they don't understand...

What would they create?

Who would be a great mad scientist if they didn't do what they are doing now?

How could they be stopped?
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:51, Reply)

Smash the state:
Commit an act of vandalism on your local city infrastructure. Dig up some pipes, pull down some telephone wires or let off all the fire hydrants.

Post a picture of your face as well as a description of where you are and what you did.
( gronkpan SHITRAGS! - www.shitrags.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:42, Reply)

How about another one with albums?
That one did quite well, so why not do new album covers for a new generation.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 2:22, Reply)

Bad Breakfast Cereals...
Frosted Flakes, Rice Crispies...we know em and love em, what about failed ones? Was there one that was made with real monkey meat or one that came with a free crack pipe...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:15, Reply)

The fine print...
Well what is really said in the fine print? Does it tell you that cigarettes only cause cancer in left handed Germans?

Shop the fine print...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:11, Reply)