How about a...
This idea came to me whilst perusing the profile of frankspencer and reading his tales of reverse pornography (Dressing the women he came across in his jazz mags.)

So how about a "Make porn work safe" Image challenge?
(TheVomitingCavalier entered one image challenge and failed miserably, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 3:23, 1 reply)

Inappropriate Pictures to insert into YouTube videos
Strange topic I know, but I came across a video on youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69k9t8imjA

Throughout this video, the creator has inserted highly inappropriate, yet amusing stills of an old guy with glasses on standing holding a beer. I have no idea why they did this but it makes me giggle each time I saw it.

So, my idea for the challenge is:

Imagine you are the guy making this video, what image would you choose to insert as a still segment in the video.

Pictures of the performer can be found at:

www.simonholliday.de/

and the youtube video again:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69k9t8imjA
(daio, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 1:00, Reply)

CTHULHU!!
everyone knows cthulhu, depict him how you wish, performing household chores, battling xenu and the flying spaghetti monster, or just sleeping in r'lyeh...
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:16, Reply)

ZEPPLINS
WOOOOOSH
( Caewan. I am a bee. bzz http://www.b3ta.com/board/8352625, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:11, Reply)

RACIST!
How not to do it... your stupid honkey/paki/nigger/wog
([Mind:Killer] work > buy > consume > die, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Dirty phone sex chat lines
that is all.
(Jimbotfu, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Council Estates...
How do YOU perceive them? Maybe you've lived on one? Maybe you've been past one? Maybe you Are one? Either way, lets pay homage to those who believe the best things in life are free.
(WillyNilly, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:15, Reply)

OH SHIT WE MISSED THE BOAT ON THAT ONE
What memes has b3ta missed out on lately? Garfield without garfield's thought bubbles, charts that reflect common pop culture phrases, we've got years worth of this stuff.

Catch up to the present by reviving every dead meme that hasn't appeared on b3ta yet.

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Memes
( gronkpan SHITRAGS! - www.shitrags.blogspot.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Russian reversal?
Chefs prefer cat.... REEEEEOOOOOOW!
(harlief Skankhammer II, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 23:11, Reply)

My mother always told me:
"Eat your porridge, it'll put hairs on your chest."

What if my(or your) mother's advice was true? Show us a world where she's not just a cranky old bat.
(harlief Skankhammer II, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 23:04, Reply)

The Queen
God bless 'er Maj, she's lovely isn't she? Let's pay homage by shopping her into ridiculously absurd situations.
( McBadger BUMS!, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Catchphrase!
Let's face it: that game-show has always been a ridiculous travesty, and the images used are enough to make you weep.

It's good, but it's not right. You can do better.

Unsavory phrases rendered in 4-bit colour? Ridiculously obscure rebuses? Fire up the 'Shop and churn out something to make us proud. Say what you see...
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:12, Reply)

challenge idea c/o the lovely bbc
After 20 years trying to get off the runway, Heathrow's Terminal 5 is about to open and promises a better experience for passengers. But what kind of features can make catching a plane less of a headache?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7290432.stm
( god save the queen calling down the thunder, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Laz0rs!!!
Recently reading new sc... Generic scientific magazine, I was wondering about the possibilities of using lazers in ordinary life.
Around this point my newfound dark side, corrupted by the influences of B3TA, I considered the possibilities of using Lazorz!!!1! in non-ordinary life.
So open that photoshop fast and give us all the ways lazers can be manipulated with the prisims of a B3TAN mind!
BZZZT!
(Procrastinate now! Is thinking about butter on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:27, 2 replies)

Male and female?
Now that women wear trousers and some men wear skirts, how should toilet doors show 'male' and 'female'?
(benfw, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Bindun shirley but...
What about doing those awful t shirts and hats they sell at vacation spots but for funny locations? Or just hats and shirts in general?
(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:56, Reply)

The Death Of Thatcher
Whatever comes to mind. Streamers, parties, a fully-sprung wooden dancefloor erected over her grave? Bindun?
(Doctor_Treb, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, Reply)

The Singularity
When by 2029 the robots will be running the place, this is a GOOD thing. But what the heck are we going to do all day if the robots are doing all the work.
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:44, 2 replies)

Jurassic Park 4 features dinosaurs with guns....
www.slashfilm.com/2007/08/13/jurassic-park-4-to-feature-dinosaurs-with-guns/
What other mechanical alterations can we make to animals? Dinosaurs with guns? Rocket powered squirrel? Beaver Chainsaws? etc etc
( SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:51, 1 reply)

Shop LimeyTreat's Norks

( RedStar is Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer the Gozerian., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, 1 reply)

Dead Bodies
As everyon enjoyed the QOTW so much, lets have a dead bodies RP challenge.

Who can find the bestest dead body?
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:50, Reply)

DRINK BEER!
What would life be like if the only beverage available, to be consumed, is beer?
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, 1 reply)

LOL - HOMOS!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Alco?- www.selfdestructionandrecovery.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Ideal Bodies
Taken from Dylan Moran's Monster tour: the key word is ideal. Most people would say a bit slimmer, a bit perkier, but what REALLY would be ideal for you? Maybe you'd like a gun on your shoulder like Predator, or a massive extendy neck like Inspector Gadget. Vibrating hands, ladies?

What's your IDEAL body?
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, 2 replies)

women
fuck arent they awful? LOL you can do loads of penis jokes lol11!"1
(bernards bitch don't want to be known for a oneliner, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:43, Reply)

How about...
"Futures they'll never make movies about"

There's all sorts of movies about utopian futures, apocalyptic futures, war-torn futures and futures with flying cars that travel in time... how about something a bit more surreal yet equally plausible?
(Ash, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, Reply)

i was thinking
piss mother nature off.


that is all
(rappola kills bears on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 20:03, Reply)

If sport and the arts got along
At school you were either sporty or artistic, those who were sporty thought the arty ones were no doubt gay, while the arty ones thought that the sporty ones were cavemen and probably gay but unable to admit it.

The grown up world is very similar, but what if... just what if..... Sport and the Arts mixed?

Open up Photoshop and show us the Royal Ballet taking on the All Blacks, Jockey Wilson capturing treble top in watercolours or the Superbowl for quiltmakers.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:40, Reply)

What would the famous person of your choice look like were they an animal, and which animal would they be?
Fire up 'Shop and lets find out... MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

( WiL still unapologetic about liking fluffy crap, on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:01, Reply)

David Attenborough
He has finsihed his series on life - and what a masterpeice it is

but

What would David have done if he had not answered the call of nature??
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO before i follow through, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:58, Reply)