'lil bro
my brother is 4 years younger than me, and although the time for vicious bouts of pain has passed, over the years his misplaced admiration of his 'Big Bro' have (these few spring to mind)resulted me in;

us going to asda with my nan, going to the freezer cabinet, pulling a frozen turkey from within and telling the then 7 year old to punch it as hard as he can. (he did!) Result - Fractured fingers

pinning him to the floor when he pissed me off, which he was laughing about which infuriated me further, que me grabbing his foot, using it as a lever with which to smash his knee into his face. Result - Broken nose

Parents on holiday, im 'responsible' for anything happening to him - hes 16! I come back to find hes thrown an impromptu party, house is full of his mates, hes taken my mums car and is pissed up. and hes not passed his test. When he gets back i hawl him out, have a shouting match, which he gets cocky in front of a houseful of his mates, and i spark him out with one punch. Result - bruised cheekbones and humiliation. (ironically even though he is my 'little brother' genetic unfairness meant he inherited the height, so was a foot taller than me)

and my favourite

when wheelie bins were 'invented' (?)he was about 8, telling him to get in so we could have 'fun' with me pushing him around - i closed the lid, pushed it into the far reaches of our garden, and under the branch of a waiting tree. Result - Claustrophobia to this day


I got my come uppance howver, as he waited in hiding for me when i was not expecting him, and he wound up the biggest kick to my bollocks i have ever received.
(balboa, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 14:01, Reply)