Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not me butWhen I was working at my last place a guy came in to pick up his newly castrated dog and uttered the immortal line..."I'm here to get lucky".
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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Nice!Took me a while though.
*Shakes head*
*brain rattles*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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Took him even longerto realise why we were pissing ourselves laughing at him. Felt a bit mean, but he brought it on himself.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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The question is*did* he get lucky?
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He sure didAnd lucky was very pleased to see him. Tail wagging and everything.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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The name has to be ironicfor a castrated dog to be called Lucky.
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:54,
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How many times....did you get asked about pussy? ;-)
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Not as often as you'd thinkMostly old ladies upset as their pussy has gone missing/gotten covered in dirt and one I remember fondly who phoned up saying their pussy had been attacked by a dog and is shaking violently in a corner now.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46,
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