Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Legless reminded meI used to work for a wine company that also sold beer. Every delivery had to be slotted into whatever space we could make in the store, there was no space out back or anything.
So one bright day, customers milling happily around, I finished a last fiddly bit of merchandising, and proudly called out, loud and clear,
'Boss, I found somewhere for the Bishop's Finger'
We sold out immediately.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:33,
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AhhhThe Majestic Ancrenne strikes again.
I shan't be going to the Covent Garden bash - I might have previously met you and embarrassed myself ...
Every time I see Ms. Swipe's mention of the bedsh*tter, I think of a certain area manager - do you know that story?
However, I am just off to the Mayfair branch to pick up a case of champagne, so they still have their uses...
Although they make me buy a case nowadays.
I'm rambling.
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