Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not an innuendo per se, just very innapropriate...I was working in a salesy call centre type place, when the senior sales manager asked me if i was going to 'Smash my target' this month.
In my head I said 'Yes mate! All over the place'.
In out-loud real life I said 'Yes mate! All over your face'
Only time I ever saw the smarmy git lost for words :)
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almost blurted a laughout for this one too
I can see this qotw becoming dangerous for the office environment...
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Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:44,
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@ViprosI've had some very funny looks already and will have ruined a perfectly good keyboard before the day's out.
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Moey, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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