Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Finally, this is my QOTW!!!I am the Queen of accidental innuendo, in that I say it, everyone laughs and then I realise what I've just said it. Examples:
"If it's not chemistry, it's not going in!" - me referring to how I was struggling to remember other information during revision
"Oh, he's got a big package!"
"Well you have to do it one end or the other!"
And other things, although I can't quite remember them now. I will put them up as soon as I do :p
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..."I will put them up" is one in its own right...
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:01,
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Hahaha^this
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SeeI just can't help it.
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