Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Years agoI bumped into a mate after a night clubbing (he;d gone somewhere else). He saw I was eating a kebab and proceeded to ask for some with the imortal line:
"Can I have some of your kebab mate? I'm dying to get a bit of meat inside me"
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Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49,
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I was at the cinemawhen a similar thing happened. My friend had bought a hot dog and my other friend sitting next to me said "He likes a bit of meat in his mouth!" Cue woman at the end of the row giving us odd looks :D
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