Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Chemistry class, a few years ago.I was talking to my friend across the desk, and just at the moment our conversation lulled somewhat I hear, to my left;
"It hurts your arse, but it's worth it."
After much mockery it later transpired the perpetrator was talking about snowboarding, but, naturally, we never let him live it down and it henceforth become his second name.
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zeltergiset, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:37,
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