Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Comment on the soupWifey was out dining with friends, one who had vegetable soup. It was one of those replies where the mouth was seconds ahead of her brain. When asked by the waiter was she happy with her soup she replied, "The pea-ness taste was a little strong".
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Excellent...the first laugh-out-loud one for me today. *clicks*
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Haha, I read this just before I went to bed last night......and then lay giggling for hours before I could sleep \o/
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:01,
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Given the way some waiters are known to behave......her comment probably had a ring of truth about it.
Mehehe...I said 'ring.'
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