Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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InnuendooooWhile still courting with mr cupcake...many moons ago,
I would travel by train to Plymouth to see him. Once we
stopped in the station's spar shop to grab a ploughmans
sandwhich and was met with a queue.
'Joan, can you cum on the till please'
Cue mr cupcake shitting himself and me having to escort
him from said spar.....then I knew it was love......
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maybe i'm just being pickybut you spelt "come" wrong... Or did they write it down on a big piece of card and wave it in the air?
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 8:54,
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I was thinkingthat you have to be quite desperate for an innuendo to make this one worth while
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:06,
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