Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Spunk waterI have this print hanging above my bed:
My mother, a catholic school kindergarten teacher (innocence personified) came to visit me. I was showing her around my house for the first time, when she deftly spied the aforementioned print above my bed.
I was ready for abject mortification, but instead she said, “Oh, how cute!”
S-s-s-spunk drinking? Cute?
Oh yes, she said. Spunk water!
Find out, there is a little old lady in the United States who writes stories where the hero, a cat, likes to drink spunk-water. SPUNK WATER. The combination of spunk and water. Not the spermy tincture one might expect, but instead ‘rain water collected in a stump’.
I then explained to my mother that spunk is, in this case, jism. And that the ‘spunk drinking festival’ Mr Tourette was on about had nothing to do with dearie blue-hairs and their hero kitties drinking rainwater, but rather, cum guzzling in a church.
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It's in Tom SawyerApparently it's supposed to cure warts
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flatfrog Let steeple bells be swungen, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:10,
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