Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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A program I use at my officeis called the Probation Information System....better known as PIS. And yes, everyone does call it the 'piss system'.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:50,
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You can't spell "Probation"without "Prob."
Which is almost "Probe."
Which could be sexual.
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All of the actual probing happens at the jail*sniggers*
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:10,
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I'll probe your jail!*snigger*
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eFinancialsis a system we use in work. Shortened to eFin, apparently it's supposed to be pronounced EE-fin, but everybody who can get away with it refers to it as the Effin' system.
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PIS system...Surely a case of RAS syndrome?
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