Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Mind not on the job.Again i was working in The Hotel, an endless supply of fun!
Being the nightporter we had to arrange check-in cards for the next day. Easy enough, printed out by receptionists, stapled to card by me.
One day i found a printout for Mr I. Eatcock... yup i eat cock...
After much amusement (for an hour or so, i was choking with laughter) we eventually found the correspondance was actually from Mr Eatock... obviously the receptionist wasn't concentrating on her work...
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Your name is David!I know you!
Check your bloody Gmail you dolt!
Cheers!
Citadel
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:32,
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