Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was given an Electric Toothbrush last christmas......and this morning, after giggling at the name "Oral-B," I also realised how much it looks like an oddly-shaped dildo with a brush stuck to the end.
I think I also just pulled a foot-long hair out of my anus. It wasn't mine...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 10:55, closed)
Am I the only one...That thought you meant the 'word' Oral-B looked like a dildo, i think i've spending too long looking at ASCII pr0n.
*gives self stern talking to*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, closed)
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