Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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aT THE aIRPORTThis happened a coupla years ago when TSA first took over Kansas City international Airport.
They had just started enforcing the "no Coats" rule where all outer garment have to go through the X-Ray Machine.
They had a Screener out front giving advisements and blithely announcing to a group of young ladies,
"Jacket off. Jacket off. Jacket off, Ma'am. Jacket off."
(Say it out loud and fast!)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 15:06, closed)
Ha.Like it.
From a more English point of view, it's lucky they weren't wearing wanks.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)
^ ^From an American point of view, jacking and wanking are the same thing........we just don't use the term wanking here.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:00,
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^^Yup, hence what I wrote. From a more English point of view... Also just an excuse to type a silly joke, 'cos as far as I know, there isn't any items of clothing called 'a wank'.
I do possess a masturbation glove though.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 20:45, closed)
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