Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I work for a PDA repair companyand daily I ask customers what type of units they have.
Sometimes I have to ask them what size jack they have on their unit.
It always makes the techs giggle because it sounds so rude coming from a female with an English accent.
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Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:00,
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Do they have nice units then?(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:19,
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Oooh yes, especially some of the newer ones.Like the Touch, or the Tilt. There's also the Orbit. Heehee.
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Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:38,
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I think I'll take the Touch and Orbit thenthey sound lovely.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 23:05,
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