Length
Well let's try it for size and see shall we?

WE'RE ALL ON PAGE 28 NOW. LOOK FOR THE WELCOME MAT

Edit:

EVERYONE is welcome to join us for a chat here
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

First!
Woo!
EDIT: I hope that was the plan...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

I never said
you were invited
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:24, closed)

Just you try
And remove me.
Go on...
Try it.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

Can I come here?
Or is that rude?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:26, closed)

Sure you can
just make sure you clean up after yourself
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:27, closed)

Aw, I thought this was a special place
for the girl on girl stuff

@Kaol, from the other page - flatterer :)

@becky - you might be right. See how i get on with the baccy tonight and then maybe get up before six pm and head to a shop tomorrow
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:27, closed)

Bloody boys
I was gonna get lucky.

*shakes fist*

*Spies Kaol*

Launches fist at him
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:28, closed)

Er...
*hides in corner*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)

Fine
No fisting action for you then
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

becky
was gonna?

Pile up your knives, Kaol'll be distracted and won't notice a thing.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

Yay
Beat him and not me, it's always his fault. Never mine.

I really should head to bed. Tired :(

But I wanna stay on the offchance of girl girl action....
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

PoD
The joy of tinterwebs is that if there is any, there'll be a record of it here whenever you come back..

/smoke break
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:31, closed)

Sorry POD not going to happen tonight
Kaol's ruined the sexy time here

Edit: Ooh spooky, I just lit my last cigarette.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:31, closed)

Kaol, you incompetent fool
Now look what you've gone and done.

Guess there's nothing worth hanging around for then.*

So I shall be disappearing, and shall reappear some time tomorrow no doubt.

*Apart from the conversation, obviously.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:33, closed)

Yeah.
See that.
I'm like human bromide.
Ruining sexy fun since 1985.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:33, closed)

lol
except for the conversation of course :)

Night POD
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:34, closed)

Night PoD!
I'm gonna head to sleep myself too.
Night!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:35, closed)

Hurry up and finish Ancrenne
before I fall asleep as well

OOer

Night Kaol
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

Night!
*grins*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

Well, I'm all done miss Becks
How was it for you?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:37, closed)

Fabulous thanks
Just a little sad that it'll be the last time
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:38, closed)

Woo!
I got more cider!
That was an exciting surprise!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:43, closed)

Pear or apple
Kaol?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:44, closed)

Apple-ish
I'd say more chemical than real apple.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:45, closed)

Don't be sad becks
It's a great thing to do. You'll have more money, less stinkyness.

What's the times you're most likely to relapse? Mine is work,when I'm bored but as I'm leaving and going to be busy soon, that will be ok.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:45, closed)

mmm..cider
Have either of you tried Upcider? It's like pear drops made into alcohol.

Stupidly easy to drink lots of...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:46, closed)

Sounds nice...
*frowns at can of "K" cider in hand*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:46, closed)

Mine is usually
when I'm bored or after a meal. So I'll just have to keep occupied and not eat ,)

pear cider is the best. Kopperberg is sold in Tescos now and it's yummy
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:48, closed)

Alright spimf
how goes it with you?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:49, closed)

sorry becks
i thought you meant the talk board.. or as i call it the 'dork side'
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:49, closed)

Becky
Last time I gave up, i used regular chewing gum, not the nicotine filth, as 'something to do'when I got bored.

Have you seen the NHS pages about giving up smoking? IIRC they go through what ha, and it was useful for me to know,'right, carbon monoxide is sorted; nicotine addiction is gone' whatever at certain times..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:51, closed)

Nah, pear is too sickly for me
This stuff is better.
It's a black can, with a red "K" on it.
And it's £2.50 for 4 cans.
And it's 8.4%
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:51, closed)

8.4%?
I'd be paralytic after 4 cans of that.

That's not necessarily a bad thing...you clearly have your liver trained well.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:54, closed)

It's excellent stuff.
Got me through uni.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:54, closed)

I did get a bit excited then spimf
I don't speak much Welsh any more, no call for it here really.

And i can't even swear in Welsh :(
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:55, closed)

Evening Spimf
Yeah I remember seeing them on various sites, but they all seem to have differing figures and stats, so I ignore it.

I've got patches to use, so I've got 2 weeks of medium strength and 2 weeks of low strength to see me through

Edit: Kaol it sounds vile. I'm sticking to coke tonight
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:55, closed)

Oh...
Well I like it.
But I'm 23% insane homeless person, after the last transfusion.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

Good luck with those then.
I never got on with patches.

Cold turkey and stubbornness are my friends this time, I think.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

I'm ok with them
so long as I remember to put a new one on each morning and take the old one off. Hot flushes and fainting ensues otherwise

Ahh but if I go cold turkey I get the shakes and sweat a lot. This way is much easier once I've done the 4 week cutting down of patches. In theory at least anyway
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:58, closed)

Someone should
Invent an Alco-patch.

Work would be so much more fun.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:59, closed)

What kind of porn?
And how much?
I'm a man of particular tastes.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:03, closed)

Spimf re ^^^
if it's got kittens and knives, you can name your price and upgrade to first class...

Becky - I want to get rid of the physical addiction to the nicotine damn fast so cold turkey is the way for me. I *know* after two days I feel so much better, even if those two days are troublesome
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:04, closed)

Dammit!
I've said it before, I don't like cats.
*frowns*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:05, closed)

Second hand porn?
Filth.

Brand new still sealed porn however... ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:05, closed)

Kitten porn just for Kaol

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:06, closed)

Kaol
I thought you said they didn't like you?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:07, closed)

That picture produces
No reaction of any kind.
Other that "It's a cat".

EDIT: Same thing... If they don't like me, then I don't like them. Dammit, I'm not a fuckin' climbing frame.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:07, closed)

Pah, you're no fun
Has lots of kitten porn pictures
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:08, closed)

Sorry, spimf
Doesn't float my boat.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:09, closed)

Boring
If it's not dwarf on donkey on lesbinin on goat then I'm not interested
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:09, closed)

*maintains a dignified silence*
Well, silence at least. I'm rarely dignified.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:10, closed)

Not enough
Knives for my liking.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:11, closed)

Why did I click that?
*frowns*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Oh I so didn't need to see that
*slaps Spimf*

Edit: No it's not nice
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Becky
I'm almost scared to ask but...

is it?

EDIT - ok, that's a no then :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:14, closed)

Anyhow kids
I'm going to hit the hay as I'm heading over to the parentals tomorrow for food and stuff, so need to be awake or conscious at least in the morning.

Night
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)

I'll stick with
The wonderful world of Kaol's Mind (tm).

*imagines hard*

EDIT: Night!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)

G'night
And have fun with the move!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:24, closed)

I only went away for a minute or two
and I get back and it's just you and me kaol. Is it possible to catch insomnia via the interwebs?

Another card game? I tend to lose...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:25, closed)

oh i feel bad now
what can i do for you Blodwin?
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:27, closed)

Well, I'm not into horse porn or coke
so I'm not sure.

Are you risking the wrath of your lady by playing out late?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:28, closed)

Ok
To set the scene, I'm wearing nine tshirts, 2 vest tops, hoodie, a coat, hat, scarf, jeans, shorts, tights, socks, boots.

Oh, and a nice cardi.

Still interested?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:30, closed)

Demure?
Not likely. Lairy, yes. Hard to get, fuck yes :)

How's the view from that there knoll?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:34, closed)

Hard to get?
*gives up*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:35, closed)

right!
bed for me. my butt is going numb from siting on my little boys tiny table and chair set up - well its a handy place to pop the macbook pro... awaits abuse from generic plastic computer ludites. (technology should be sexy too as well as better)

love and kisses uncle spimf
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:44, closed)

Night spimf
Nice chatting. I'm keeping my thoughts on porn to myself,but I can see your theory.

Kaol - blimey, you'd make a crap stalker if that's all it takes to make you give up...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:46, closed)

Maybe I can already
Taste victory.
And I'm easing back, to prolong the pleasure of the chase...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:47, closed)

Does victory taste like Irn Bru?
Or K cider?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:51, closed)

Victory tastes
Like a shot of ice-cold, 80% Russian vodka.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:53, closed)

A ti
spimf

nos da.

Kaol... so are you celebrating prematurely then?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:02, closed)

Dunno...
I'm not enough of a LOTR geek to be able to speak Elvish though...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:04, closed)

Not Elvish
Welsh. There's more spitting in Welsh.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:05, closed)

Pfft, whatever.
The Welsh stole their language from Tolkien?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:06, closed)

I reckon they had it first
There are lots of links to Cornish, Breton, and (IIRC) Scots and Irish Gaelic though. Proper old British languages,not this johnny come lately Anglo saxon stuff.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:07, closed)

Well, that's all a bit complex for me...
Is the horrible screechy Northern accent anything to do with Orcish?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:11, closed)

No idea
it might just be to do with the cold. It's grim up there, apparently.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:18, closed)

Ah, I see!
Well, it's pretty dead on here, no offence.
Speak to you soon, night!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:28, closed)

Mornin'
I'm going on yet another bikeride today. It will be longer than usual so I may not finish until the evening.

Take care.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)

great news
Congrats on getting the job, that's great news!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)

Morning' all
How's everyone doing?

Spakka - are you one of those 'professional' type cyclists with lycra and everything? There are always loads in the New Forest in their expensive gear, but then wearing flip flops which just makes me wince... the thought of my toes being scraped along the road ...ewwwww
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)

Is everyone at church or something?
slackers...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)

Anyone about today?
No?

Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)

*opens door*
Anyone about?

No?

I'll be back about 10ish I reckon after I extricate myself from the vaseline and cling film I'm currently covered in....
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:38, closed)

Extricate is a good word.
I might reappear about half ten, but really need to have an early night tonight.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:06, closed)

I'll be back about ten.
I just popped in to check my gazzes.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:43, closed)

I'm about
Just back from the parentals and the nightmare that is public transport.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:24, closed)

So this
is where you're all hanging out, then?

Good weekend?
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:35, closed)

Yeah pretty good
My dad and brother were most impressed with their cards as I usually forget.

Pissed off with trains though and I'll incur a maximum penalty fair with Oyster for today for their staff's stupidity which I can hopefully claim back tomorrow.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:41, closed)

I forgot
Fathers' day, as usual. But my family are quite used to it. I regularly forget mothers' day too, and various birthdays.

I forgot my own birthday one year. I really have a rubbish memory for important stuff.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:46, closed)

Oops
that's pretty crap forgetting your own birthday though.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:03, closed)

Yeah, I know
I got to work, and when I went to make my first entry (just to remain on topic...) of the day in my lab book, I wrote down the date in the margin. It occurred to me that the date was familiar for some reason, then I remembered that I had a pile of presents waiting for me at home.

I had even forgotten about them.

I now write down important things which I have to remember. Although I have to remember:

a) to do this in the first place, and
b) to check for notes.

Sometimes I worry about the way my brain works. I really do.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

LOL
I have a calendar with big big boxes to colour in to remind me to do stuff on those days or I'd clean forget
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

I also
forgot a dental appointment last month, and keep forgetting to phone to ask for a new one.

*looks around*

Quiet tonight, isn't it? Just you and me here, is it Becky?

People will be gossiping...
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

I did the same in March
Need to reschedule when I've got some money.

*sidles up to K2k6*

Lets see if that gets em talking ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:39, closed)

*coughs*
not interruptin', am I?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

Coughs
not at all me dear

How are you this evening?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:52, closed)

So, Becky
How's about we...

oh!

*coughs*

Hello ancrenne. Nice evening, isn't it.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:54, closed)

alrighty both
Been a lovely evening, yes, I've just been having my hair played with for half an hour so am purring like a happy thing.

Good weekends then? How's day one without the smokes Becks?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:00, closed)

Hmm, yes
Having one's hair played with can indeed be quite pleasing.

I spent today having a band practice and then having a barbecue at a mate's. Only the barbecue took forever to light, so his wife ended up cooking the meat in the oven then just wafted it in the smoke for the authentic flavour.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:07, closed)

Day one of no smokes
starts tomorrow. I forgot to put a patch on this morning before I went to my parents so bought a pack of 10 instead.

I hate having my hair played with as I have to use so much gunk in it so it ends up being pulled out instead.

What do you play K2k6?

Edit 100
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:08, closed)

I play
piano/keyboard.

And I think I inhaled the equivalent of 40 fags worth of smoke today, from the damned barbie.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

I did go
and buy more tobacco today becks. Then went and had a couple of pints with my matey who is quitting too, and we talked about how much we want to stop while smoking fistfulls of fags. We're meeting at 11 for a ceremonial last smoke.

EDIT - k2k6 - yes, it was very pleasing. Especially after I'd had a bucket load of henna on my head for hours, annoying me..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:14, closed)

Ahh I thought you must be a henna lady
when you said about clingfilm on your head. I used to henna, but left it on for 8 hours at a time, so just left it on overnight in the end as it was a pain during the day. I've gone back to Loreal now as I prefer the colour.

Is that 11 tonight or tomorrow?

You any good K2k6?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:17, closed)

It's 11
tonight - so 40 minutes or so

*chain smokes*

I am very much looking forward to stopping. Stinky stinky vileness.

Yeah, I like henna - it's not so strong a colour, but I'm not allergic to it, which helps. You left it on 8 hours? you have willpower and strength beyond mine :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:19, closed)

Well, I don't want to brag
but yes, I'm not bad. I've done plenty of stuff for the BBC and spent a lot of time in recording studios.

Strictly traditional stuff though - I'm not much good with serious music.

I'm off to bed soon. Normal service will resume in the morning.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

Cool
I'll be having my last tomorrow morning before I go to work as I wont be able to function for a first day at work without one.

It's not so bad so long as you cover your pillow with a towel as it washes out of them, but not out of pillows for some reason.

Reminds me I need to get to bed early tonight as I've got an early start tomorrow.

Edit: OOooh very impressive k2k6 :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

Actually
it appears more impressive than it actually is.

But it's good fun.

Don't know about henna, but a long time back my sister once wore one of my t-shirts when she was dyeing her hair, and got dye on it that never came out.

*yawns*

OK, bedtime for me.

'night all.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:28, closed)

.
Night K2k6
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:29, closed)

Isn't b3ta full of amazingly clever and talented people?
Who'd have thought it?

An early ish night sounds a good idea. But that's all relative. Earlier than last night, for sure.

Becky - my hair is really long... really long... I'd end up Jackson Pollocking the room, and my face, if I tried to sleep with henna on my hair...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:29, closed)

Isn't that the point of the clingfilm
other than to heat your head to make the colour more reddish?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

I have no special skills
Other than the kind that get you locked up.
EDIT: And I can talk to chickens.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

Most impressive
evening Kaol
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

Becky
Yes, but it still gets everywhere, and I've too much hair to find a way of making it be out of the way and comfortable to sleep on. It's ok - we cooked a great dinner and ate it while I waited.

Alrighty K. So not the sort of skills, like k2k6, that people like the BBC need then?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

G'ev'nin' Becky
*is excited about Thursday*
EDIT: Hi ancrenne! *waves*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

Evening all,
have you missed me?

What've I missed today?
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

'ning mister B
It's been pretty quiet here today, though I interrupted *something* between k2k6 and becks..

How's you? Did you get your trousers?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:42, closed)

Hello!
Apparently, the Internet has reached Cornwall, so here I am!

Yes, I've missed you, B!
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:42, closed)

I dunno
I worked at the BBC for a couple of years and I'm sure I could have found a use for Kaol somewhere.

Ning Belgaer & Clendrix
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

I'm okay, bit fretty, worrying that this car isn't gonna pass it's MoT. :(
Got the trousers on order and my step-nan sewed up my broken ones, hopefully they'll hold out till Tuesday when the mail order ones arrive.

How about you?
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

Hello Clendrix
How's Cornwall? Made of ice cream?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:44, closed)

@ancrenne
It certainly is.

*groans at volume consumed*
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

Becky...
Can't hook me up with a job at the BBC can you? :p
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Evenin' Ms C (Ms to make you feel younger, 'cause I'm a charmer like that)
How goes, m'deary?
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

@becky
Just read your signature - yay! Congratulations!

@Mr B - good, thanks, you smooth devil, you.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Oh!
Hello Clendrix!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Trust me you wouldn't want it
I managed two years under duress as that was my contract. Night editor of the news and it sucked. Great money especially as it was before I went to uni, but shit people, principles and no artistic freedom.

*Wants some Chunky Monkey ice cream now*

Edit: Thanks Clendrix, I start tomorrow, so going to bed in 10 minutes
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Oh right!
I'll stop applying for jobs with them then :p
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:50, closed)

*buffs his horns*
Hur hur hur. Want a go on my fork? ;)
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

Oh God...
*flashback to man at work getting hit by fork-lift truck*

*laughs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Ice cream... mmmm
But then, I've eaten as much today as I have all week I think and would probably 'splode.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Fork, eh?
Sounds like it could be intense fun!

@Kaol - hello! Keep applying, but perhaps for a job in front of the camera rather than behind. B3TA TV?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Back in a tick folks
off for that last ciggie with my neighbour...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

Thanks Clendrix...
But I've got a face for radio :p
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

Aye, it means, if you're flexible enough, you can have triple penetration. *vivid imagiation*
Oh shit, yeah, just remembered you finish work tomorrow, Ancrenne. Have fun! I shall be contacting you to make sure that you leaped out of bed as you promised.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)

Nah you dont Kaol
Granted you're not my type, but you aint an uggo either.

I've just stolen Ancrenne's Home sweet home logo to put in my first post so other people can find us easily. I reckon we should use it to signpost where we've been. Scentmarking if you will :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:02, closed)

Hey all
Hows things?

Happy quitting smoking time, ancrenne.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:03, closed)

Nice idea Becky.
And now, no sooner than I arrived, I'm off again. Early start tomorrow.

Sleep tight! (Good luck with that, Kaol.)
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

@ Becky
What about me? *straightens his tie and stands up straight*

Edit: Night Clendrix. I mean, Ms. C.

Edit edit: Night Becky.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

Evening Pod
I'm off to bed as well now Clendrix. Night

Best of luck with quitting Ancrenne. I'll be joining you with that tomorrow.

Night everyone

Edit: Waaaaaay too young for me Belgaer
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Thank you Becky
*blushes*

EDIT: G'night my lovely people!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Wotcha
all. How are we all tonight?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

I'm not too young for anyone...
You're all just too old for me. *hides*
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Night folks
and hello mister Z!

Belgaer - I finish work NEXT Monday. But am only in the office for 2.5 days this week what with skiving on Thursday and Friday working on other campuses
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:10, closed)

Hey Mr. Z
B-man, you're too young for me too, sorry.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:10, closed)

I
want to quit my job.

I have to win the lottery first.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

I've just been reading the website of where I've been temping...
"Over the last 6 years, has fostered robust and tangible partnering arrangements with training centres, colleges and manufactuerers which has enabled us to train and employ many operatives for a diverse cross section of the community and has made us a majory force in changing the perception of women and disadvantaged cultural groups in our communities and introducing them into the gas industry"

Am I a bad person? The first thing I thought of was "Hitler did that, too."
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

I
may have missed something (having just got back from Wales and being too lazy to read all the above posts), but is Belgaer pimping himself out?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

He wasn't but
But I'll sell you an hour in the "sausage factory" for £20.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

How very straight you sound, lord K
Oh no, wait, you don't.

I think I'm gonna head off too, stupid work.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

Please
don't mention sausages.

If I use the words infirm grandfather, catheter, and change... you may get an idea of how I spent part of my weekend.

I don't think I want to eat sausages ever again.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

PoD
That was an hour in his factory.
I'm just pimpin' yo.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

Evenin' everyone.
Went on a 55km bikeride today and had dinner at the parents. A lot of us seem to have gone to the parents this weekend.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:17, closed)

55km?
Doesn't it feel like you've been violated by a 50-year-old van-driver?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:20, closed)

^ ^
Nah - been building myself up. Was violated by a 30 year old van-driver and then a 40 year old one. With the 55yo one, it no longer felt like a violation.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

I see...
*grins*

I don't like riding bikes.
I always end up with a painful arse, and some kind of insect in my teeth.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

Hmm
van driver violation gets easier with age then?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

Pimping?
I don't need pimping, doll, they come running with their £5ers in hand as I walk down the street. This piece of meat *licks his finger and runs it down his chest, accompanied by a sizzling sound* sells itself.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

@belgaer
can they run that fast with zimmerframes then?

hur hur hur
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

*punches Belgaer in eye*
Where's my fackin' money you caaant?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

Evening Spakka
Just missed PoD did I? Curses.

I didn't do parental things today. Or get violated. My day was lovely. In fact, my whole weekend has been lovely.

Kaol - insects between your teeth aren't so bad as in your eyes. I managed that on a bike ride back from the forest and nearly got myself squished by a truck.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:29, closed)

.
@A: I'm not a pro cyclist - I just wear combat trousers and whatever t-shirt doesn't need to go to the laundry.

@Kaol: You should get the right kind of saddle.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:30, closed)

@ Ancrenne
Maybe the bug thought "I'll show 'em what it's like to be squished at full speed by a vehicle much much bigger than them, the oversized beasts"
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

Talking
about things in the eye, a guy I know had to go to hospital with an eye infection after 'shooting' himself in the eye one night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

But wimminfolk get "it" in their eyes all the time...
Well, not all the time, but from time to time.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

@ancrenne
I take it from having skimmed through the last few replies that you've just smoked your last cigarette. Congratulations.

* gives a big hug to ease the just-quit grumpiness *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:33, closed)

@many
Mr z... pffffffffft...laughed so hard I scared the cat, then :)

Spakka - I have to say I'm glad to hear that. I go out in clothes I don't mind trashing as my innate clumsiness is magnified intensely by being on my bike.

Belgaer - maybe, or maybe it was just having a bad day and wanted a watery grave
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:34, closed)

Yeah
but they probably clean it up properly.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:34, closed)

Right, that's me done I believe,
night all. Sleep tight when you do and I'll see you on (probably) tuesday.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:40, closed)

Night
Have fun at work!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

Night mister B!
Aw, thanks for the hug Spakka. Much appreciated. No grumpiness yet, just glad.

Grumpy will happen tomorrow. A lot I suspect :( But then, I am stupidly happy at the moment in general so maybe it'll be better than I think. Hope so - I don't like being grumpy and snappy.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

Unless I get molested by a nice young wimminfolk
I doubt I'll enjoy it.

I may well enjoy spending almost £2k tomorrow, though. :D
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

@ ancrenne
"I am stupidly happy at the moment in general"

Because you're leaving your job?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:48, closed)

'night Belgaer
@ancrenne: My hug will last throughout tomorrow.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

That does make me pretty damn happy
Plus the kilo of crack I found down the back of the sofa helps.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

That's very kind of you Spakka
Do be warned though, my temper will be short and I might be a bit..slappy. And very sweary. I'm not good at people being nice to me when I'm in a strop...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

If you're looking to sell...
I know a man who offers good rates.

What's it cut with?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

@becky
I've added the 'home sweet home' thingy to the thread I started on Friday night.
Also, congratulations on the job and hope the quitting smoking goes well.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

@ancrenne
Does that also mean you're good at people being nasty to you? That's one way to relieve stress.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

...
Kaol. I'm no expert, but there's a Daz labelwith it so I reckon you might want to sell, then run.

Spakka. Not sure I understand. To be honest, when I'm in a strop I'm best left alone, nice or nasty... My temper's like one of Kaol's hookers though - up and down in a flash and then not heard of again for ages.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

*laughs*
For the record, I've never picked up a hooker.
...

...

I prefer to drag them screaming by the hair...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

Being good at people being nasty to you
means beating them up. If you do a martial art, you can do this in the dojo in a controled way.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

^ And if you don't do a martial art
You can follow people into dark alley-ways, and stab them in the kidneys before running off laughing.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

^ ^
But if they do a martial art, they can put on a wristlock-throw and get the fuck out.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Ah... I don't do any martial arts
And I'm not massively keen on kidneys.

I am good at making it clear I *really* don't want to talk to people though. I have a good line in 'fuck off' expressions.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

Depends...
You've gotta surprise them.
Even if you're trained in what to do when someone comes at you with a knife from behind, and you manage to lock them, what do you do when they bite a chunk out of your neck?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

kaol
is the answer die a messy death?

back in a sec both - anxious cat owner seeks dirty stop out felines...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

See...
Cats = Pain in the arse.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

Nah
They never go near my arse
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:25, closed)

@Kaol
There's several things you can do. Poke them in the eyes, do a karate-chop under their nose or neck, and if they've already started to bite, you can squeeze the tips of your index-fingers just behind where the jaw-bone ends.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

*makes mental note
not to attack you*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

*makes mental note
to remove the bear from my toilet *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, closed)

why
do people keep talking about bears and toilets?

*puzzles*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, closed)

Bear? Toilet?
Is that slang for a gigantic turd?

A U-bend Grizzly?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

Ah
being a delicate flower of a woman, such crudeness is unbeknownst to me.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:37, closed)

Me too...
The Voices told me to type that.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:38, closed)

Bears in toilets
We were discussing it on Friday night when we were all drunk. It was to protect me from Kaol coming through the U-bend and killing me in the shower.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

You're a delicate flower of a woman?
I had you all wrong

EDIT - @spakka - yes, I vaguely remember the conversation but was too pissed to think about asking for an explanation at the time.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:40, closed)

Ok...
I do not remember saying that...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

@A
Good thing you didn't coz I would have been to pissed to give one.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, closed)

K/S
K - which bit don't you remember?

S- I think we were all a bit merry :)

Right me laddies, I'm heading off. Catch you tomorrow, I have some small amount of work to do, no fags to smoke, and withdrawal symptoms to share with my colleagues, so I'll be here plenty to keep me from screaming.

Night night.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

200!
Woo!
EDIT: 201! Woo!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

@Kaol
It's in the second thread about an hour after the top.

EDIT: Night A. Might briefly (*) pop on during the day.

* Briefly probably means get sucked in.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

Oh, night ancrenne!
Bed sounds like a good idea, I've got tired eyes.
Not that you were offering for me to go to bed with you.
Er... Unless you are?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:03, closed)

I thought Ancrenne had her laptop in her bed.
And likewise, my PC is also pretty close to my bed.

These late-night sessions can be cozy.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)

Er...
*is sitting at a desk*

Non-cosy *frowns*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:07, closed)

I'm also sitting at a desk
and my bed is right behind me. But Ancrenne wins the coziness competition.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:08, closed)

I'm in a different room to my bed.
And this room is *always* cold.
*shivers*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:10, closed)

My bed is right behind me
and I can hear it calling. G'night.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:13, closed)

Night!
Woo, I win again!

*turns light off*
*locks door*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:14, closed)

Looks about
where are you all?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, closed)

.
.
Chat continues here
.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)