Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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My Grandmother...It seems, cannot construct a sentence without accidentally including a liberal dash of innuendo.
Some of the more memorable ones - after my missus went traveling
Grandmother - "So, Where's Salubi Now?"
Churba - "Just outside of Sydney, I think"
G - "I bet you're getting lot less exercise without her"
(The missus is a bit of an exercise nut)
After a long roadtrip with a group of friends (many of whom brought girlfriends) -
"Now, be Mindful, you boys like traveling, but the girls don't do that sort of thing, I bet they're all terribly knocked up."
(Later, in the same conversation)
"Well, I know you boys are a naughty lot, Did you get the girls in trouble?"
More to come.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:17, closed)
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