Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A Kiwi instructing Aussie carpentersA friend of mine's mum has a thick New Zealander accent and was looking to get some quotes done for a timber deck area to the rear of her house.
She couldn't understand why all these Aussie carpenters were going all quiet on the phone when she asked them to come over and give her a quote for a 'bug wooden dick'.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 12:54, closed)
As a pom living in NZ......I get this a lot. Only last week a mate asked me if I'd be able to give him a hand nailing his dick down.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)
is itsex foot wide?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)
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