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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer Would you like to see my pussy?
Slightly off topic, but look what I got yesterday:

Introducing Stealth


and Ninja


(I helped save b3ta! Batshitangelgabriel Yay for spending Christmas and New Years alone!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 17:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment You're gonna hate them in the summer,
there's gonna be hairs everywhere.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment KITTINS!
*melts into a puddle of cute*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment They are adorable!
Fluffeh kitties are teh best.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment yay kittens
have a click for cuteness
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:07, closed)
This is a QotW comment *wants*
Far too cute for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)
This is a QotW comment kittycats
who cares if its off subject..we all need pictures of kittens
(Jessypuss Fiddling with stuff since 1957, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment Kittens!
Kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten!




Soup!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment Awww!!!
*Melts*
(Petite chien was a minor disaster on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment Awwww...
What a lovely pair of hairy pussies.

*Smothers*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment Their mummy was a feral cat that my friend
feeds and takes care of. She had 7, and another feral cat had another 7. I couldn't not take any of them, and I was originally just going to get Ninja, but then Stealth (the runt) looked at me with those eyes and I melted.

Kittums are the best! They like their new home and their new mummy :) Their real mummy was eaten by coyotes a few days ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitangelgabriel Yay for spending Christmas and New Years alone!, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment Those descriptions aren't right!
Well the first one looks stealthy but the second one certainly doesn't look like a ninja. Oh well.

*Kitten click*
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment who cares...
if it's off topic click for cuteness.
(cmouse wants a new job, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yay For Kittinz!
Fuluffeh tiem!
(DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

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