Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Thought I'd test somone elseI was having a little bbq with the lads a few summers ago when my mum came home and she'd brought a work friend with her. Her friend was only about 10 years older than me and was pretty hot. I'd had a few beers already and so didn't really care about much. I walked into the kitchen with all of the usual cooked bbq foods. Thought I'd see how awkward I could make my mum's friend feel. So when I was introduced to her by my mum, I replied with, "Hi.....Sausage?". Cue both her and my mum desparately trying to not laugh, and then to top it off, one of the lads came in to get a beer and immediately took a bite out of a sausage.
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