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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer ass muffins
I hadn't realised what I was buying or I would've stocked up. Cheap at half the price:


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ass Muffins
Everybody's favourite breakfast.

How do Mrs CHCB?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment hiya Sexmonkey
aye, it's making me hungry. Might go and find myself a big juicy sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment Pfft!
That's the first time I've laughed during this QOTW!

Did you have a very lovely weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment busy weekend
with the running and the climbing and the dancing and the catching of a cold.

Yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment That sounds like fun
I did the swimming (2 and a half bloody hours with a 6 year old in a cold pool, it was fun though), Football, Golf, receiving of Father's Day gifts, and looking after about a dozen kids yesterday.

It was NIGHTMARISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh no!
You're sick? That's not going to keep you away this Thursday is it? I want to meet you!
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment S'probably the sniffles
We want your germs woman, you can't pull out now!

Fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment Snrrk
Ass muffins ... hur-hur, cool (in a Beavis and Butthead stylie)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'll be there on Thursday,
come what may.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment You better be...
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:43, closed)
This is a QotW comment Morning all!
Ah, Monday. Dontcha just love it?

Hope the sniffles clear up, crackie!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment ha ha
ass muffins!
(I helped save b3ta! browser, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

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