Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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misunderstanding...Slightly off-topic, more the accidental not understanding the intended sexual reference.
So, I'm sat in a Sex Ed class, aged about 13 attempting a quiz we've been given - "Can a girl get pregnant if the guy pulls out before he comes?" The answer, as I now know is in fact "yes", but to my innocent mind the answer is undoubtedly "no" because I've understood it like a band pulls out of a gig, so in my head the guy is probably on the other side of town because he's phoned up to say "Sorry, I can't see you today" - how on earth can that make a girl pregnant? Oops!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:21, closed)
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