Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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And they let children play this, you say?Just a quickie (oo-er) - I was playing GTA IV yesterday, and being driven insane by it.
Right up until the point where I received the instruction:
"Get under Jacob's chopper, and climb aboard."
Fnar!
Morning all!
EDIT: I've also just remembered that last night Ray Mears said he 'likes to go around the world, trying new woods'.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51,
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*cries*I hate Microsoft.
*shakes fist at faulty laser*
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:11,
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Ah...Did you get RROD?
I tell you, the end of GTA IV... I did not see it coming!
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:15,
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I did not get RRo'DThe laser is failing.
Meaning that I'm stuck with a £300 DVD player (yep, it still plays DVDs *frowns*).
I need to send it back to Microsoft.
Then they need to replace it.
Fast.
Then I can carry on playing GTA.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:17,
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Senditsenditsenditsendit...They fixed my friends 360 in 2 weeks...
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:22,
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2 weeks?That's ok.
I'll send it soon.
Then I'll be able to play Alone In The Dark. Yay!
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:24,
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