Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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WOman I work with came to work in her new hard top convertible thing.
One of the blokes came over and asked if it was her car - then said 'I didn't realise you were a top down kind of girl'......
Cue much sniggering from the rest of us.....
Her reply?
'I like driving with my top down.....'
Oh dear.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)
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