Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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BoxesI had a new and rather quite atrractive female co-worker start working at the desk next to me in the past couple of months.
In helping her get set up with a new PC I forgot the way that IT terminology could come across.
R: I can't access the support email.
Me: Jeez really? There must be something wrong with your box, let me see it.
Whole office erupts with laughter. Later in the SAME DAY
Boss, over phone: How is R going today?
Me: So far so good, although S is going to have come in and check out her box later on.
*Gets away scott free because of being handsome devil. yes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)
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