Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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probably too late,but a repost from years back:
My ex
I was round at her house when we were younger, about 17, and knowing both of us were knackered from exams etc. brought round some energy drink. Lola*, being lazier than I, told me to go and get the glasses from her kitchen. So I went up and encountered her mum:
Me: Hi Anne, erm, where are your glasses?
Anne: Oh hi Lannes, right there, are you wanting a drink of something?
Me: No, it's ok I brought round an energy drink, Lola's terrible, all she does is lie there!
Cue Anne looking a bit embarassed and leaving, me not knowing why (I was tired also remember).
Once getting down to Lola's room I realised what I had said. Needless to say it was rather awkward the next few times I encountered them.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 4:27, closed)
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