Woke up this morning, got myself a gun
Actually, no I didn't, and this is completely off topic, but please forgive me, I can't contain myself - today is b3ta bash Adventure to London day! Wooooohoooooo!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:08, closed)

Enjoy yourself
*envies a little*

No doubt we non-attending b3tards will get the lowdown tomorrow?

Just the good bits, I'm not too bothered about the goat stuff.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:12, closed)

Happy
Christmas everybody!
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:12, closed)

I made...
Fairy cakes. I need to decorate them with pink icing cocks though.
( wanderlust, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:16, closed)

Wanderlust
Eveything you say makes me want to meet you more :)

k2k6 - what do you mean not the goats? That is the good stuff!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:19, closed)

Morning 'lust
Small correction - it should be magenta icing for the cocks.

Are you new? Can't remember you participating in our ridiculous discussions before.

Welcome to our chaotic fold.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:20, closed)

Bert
Your pance sound 'mazing...

Will you do more dancing for us?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:22, closed)

@ancrenne
No, I was meaning more like how long it takes for our favourite new Messiah to disappear with our favourite bioethicist, and that sort of thing.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:22, closed)

@k2k6
ah....

*nods*

I'll set the stopwatch when I arrive.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:23, closed)

@K2k6
I've been around for a little bit, but I tend to stalk more than say anything interesting.

I could always add food colouring to the icing to make it more magenta, but I'm already worried people will be destroyed enough on the E numbers as it is.
( wanderlust, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:27, closed)

you should set up webcams
with secure links

it'd be like our own special b3ta big brother!

without the moronic freaks
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:28, closed)

Vipros
Web cams? So there's be, like, evidence?

Not bloody likely!

Quick thing re bash in exeter V - if you're happy for us to descend on your gig, would you just put a note on the calendar? Or gaz me the details so i can? You'll not need to do anything else, but then that way we can allmake sure we find you!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:31, closed)

Morning all!
Will there be photos from this marvellous sounding bash? And how will people know who's who?
Oooh I wish I could go. Oh well, roll on August!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:31, closed)

Mornin'
I won't be there yet I'm getting a tingle of excitement myself for no reason whatsoever.

I'll be online in the evening to keep those of you who aren't coming company and to also help those of you who log in post-bash to recover from your disorientation.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:32, closed)

yeah no worries
I'll put a thing in the calender now

I must warn you though, I've had a look and so far I'm not sure if you can buy tickets anywhere other than in Exeter or Barnstaple, which would be a pain. There may well be some left on the door, but I wouldn't want anyone to be disappointed!
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:33, closed)

Cheers for that V
I'll see if I can find another way to get tickets. I'm really fancying coming back to Exeter now so would be gutted if I couldn't find a way to do it.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:35, closed)

I've got a mate near Barnstaple
Maybe I could get him to buy tickets, but he's a bit unreliable. Do the tickets sell out quickly or can we get them the day/night before?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:36, closed)

Heya Lucy, Spakka
I suspect I won't be online even later tonight but may well be disoriented (disorientated? sp?) and in need of debriefing (there's no other word for it) tomorrow.

I'm excited like I can't explain :)

EDIT - Spakka - I'll see if I can order them over the phone or something... I know Vipros will be busy rushing round on the day so won't be able to get them for us, but there will be a way.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38, closed)

Yup, I'm with Lucy
(metaphorically)

in that I'd like to see photos. Ancrenne is excused of course.

And if anyone ventures behind the bike sheds with their camera, we'll get some interesting pics, no doubt.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:39, closed)

http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15009
tickets can be found online, ticketweb.com

huzzah!
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)

Yup
Pics or it didn't happen.

EDIT:

* signs up *

* doesn't feel so bad about missing the London bash *

* not really :.-( *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)

Vipros, I think I love you
*finds credit card*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)

k2k6
Hooray, I rarely get people on my side!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:42, closed)

For the people coming to Exeter
Are you just coming for the day or are you going to stay the night (Friday or Saturday)?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:44, closed)

i can only speak for myself spakka
But I expect I'll be there for the weekend - Arrive either Friday night or Saturday morning, to sunday night.

I'm gonna copy this over to the calendar...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:45, closed)

Bonjour!
Shower? Check!
Shave? Check!
Irrational level of excitement? Check!

It can only mean one thing - there's a bash later on!

Mornin' folks... I trust we're all well?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:46, closed)

'ello darlin
I'm spectacularly excited, especially as the Exeter bash is now on the calendar too.

How's you, Peeled yourself out of the spandex safely?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:50, closed)

Ooh, I just did a little excited wee.
Roll on 3 o'clock when I'm railway station bound!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:52, closed)

I've plugged
the Exeter bash on the calendar page for today's bash.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:53, closed)

I've this work thingy first so will be on the train to that at half twelveish
so shall be leaving b3ta at about 11 to get ready.

*preens*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:56, closed)

*exciteds*
really pleased I found the tickets online. it's going to be legen...(wait for it)...dary!
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:57, closed)

I have...
But it's a bugger to get off. And the chafing (sp?) - doesn't even bear thinking about!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:58, closed)

Right, I have to do some work
As I'm not in the office until Monday lunchtime again (after 3pm today).

So be good, breath deeply and I'll see some of you fine folks tonight... And I WILL be wearing a flappy coat (full length leather job). So if you spot a dodgy looking chap sporting said regalia and a rather spiffy new mohawk haircut, chances are that'll be me...

*Edit* Oh, and a beard...

*grins*
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:59, closed)

DiT
I'm sure Bert or Al have some vaseline from their goat bothering that you could use to smooth the chafed bits ;)

V - yes, yes it is :)

See you tonight Davros *excites*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:59, closed)

What ancrenne said re V
.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:02, closed)

Right I am far too excited to sit still
So I'm going to get up, eat some food and get ready for my adventure.

See some of you later, talk to others soon!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:09, closed)

@Senor Spak

I too am sad to be missing the bash. All that bonding* we'll be missing out on.


*all types of bonding included
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:20, closed)

you going to come to exeter clendrix
?
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:27, closed)

OK!
Didn't realise we were signing up, but yes, I'll go!
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:30, closed)

@clendrix
I'll be on b3ta this evening so we can do some virtual bond[ing|age] with the other non-comers.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:31, closed)

I'd be on tonight too
if I didn't have band practice. need to get extra good before you all come and see me!

got my new computer home yesterday, was swapping monitor between old and new trying to get networking to work, and it fried my screen damnit.

had to order a new one in the last seconds before 8pm so it would be delivered today...
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:33, closed)

@ancrenne
In answer to your question, all the way up there^^^

I have been told that I dance like a black Will Smith, or even Bradley from S Club 7.

However, I am white, but will happily dance for you all.

EDIT Oh, and I may come to the Exeter bash, it depends on the Mrs
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:40, closed)

@Vipros
Sorry to hear about the monitor. At least that's one way of getting a shiny new monitor.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:41, closed)

would be good to meet you Bert!
it is a pain about the monitor, mainly because we are on the brink of having a new bathroom fitted, and could do with not spending the money.

but now I get a shiny 19" widescreen
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)

It's gone quiet in here
So here's an idea I had for the bash - a b3ta bash drinking game.

Take a sip of your drink if any of the folling happens or is said:

+ Someone breaks out of their shy persona into their b3ta persona
+ When someone tells an anecdote, someone else immediately says it would have been a good answer for a certain QOTW.
+ Anything that refers to wednesday 4pm.
+ Any other mention of the 'sacred calendar'.
+ Someone mentions goats.
+ Someone mentions cake.
+ Someone mentions something involving goats and cake.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:08, closed)

I will be there in spirit
while I'm minding me daughter and going back to work tonight, you lucky twunts :D

Have a drinky for meee
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

Mr Spak
I can't even bond on here tonight - I have to go out to a pub with other people and drink and stuff.

Life is ruining my B3ta experience.

However, have signed up for the 26th!
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:10, closed)

Yay
With me, it's being too far away that interferes.

I'll see you in July though.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:16, closed)

@Davros' Grandad
I think we're going to go past each other at about 4pm or so: I'll be on the train going oop north, and you'll be coming down sarf!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)

@BobFossil
If you're missing this one and the August one, are you going to be coming to the July one (see a copule of posts above)?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:33, closed)

when's the july one?
Maybe, I'm not quite so insanely busy in July as I am at the moment...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

^ ^
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15009
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)

Oh, balls.
I don't think I can make July.

Bums.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

26th July.
Possibly. Dunno. Depends on...stuff...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:46, closed)

the journey is underway!
though now I know what Albert Kaol looks like I'm not coming.

*lies*
*comes*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:48, closed)

if it helps you make up your mind
about the July one, my band is awesome, so it will be worth the trip for that alone ;-)

/ego
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:48, closed)

@CHCB
but I thought you were more adventurous than that.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:49, closed)

also
I deemed it too sunny for the flappy coat so went for the old grey cardi instead.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:50, closed)

You don't know what I look like!
Oh hang on, you do don't you.

What does Kaol look like then?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:52, closed)

I look like me.
Does that help?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:54, closed)

@al
Imagine DLT in Spandex
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

kaol looks like
the lovechild of Charles Manson and Rod Hull.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

Charles Manson
and Rod Hull?

........

*horns*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)

every person I've met from teh Interweb
tells me I look like what they expected. I don't consider that to be complimentary.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:58, closed)

@chcb
You have a photo in your profile, of course you look how they expected...!

EDIT

*is waiting for someone to lie to me and tell me that I'm very handsome from my profile pic*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:59, closed)

*makes note to tell CHCB she looks entirely unexpected*
I've only ever met one person off the internet before, and now I'm getting married to her.

Be afraid, people...
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)

*secretly hopes DiT is into polygamy and goats*
*fingers crossed*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)

@Bert
not sure what I expected, but you certainly don't look like it.

I think I was expecting something more like the monkey....

;-)
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)

@Sexmonkey
I can't see your profile pic properly cos I'm online on my phone on the train, but you're a hottie, relax.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)

Ahhh...

*feels better now he's been lied to*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:05, closed)

Bert
I would've said something nice but I didn't because you tainted me with the hermaphroditic (sp? is that even a word?) brush.
*sulks in non split trousers*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)

Why Bert
that's a dashed handsome photo of your good self.

*scratches nose*

*fears that nose appears to have quadrupled in length*

And CHCB looks nothing like I was expecting her to. It turns out in reality she has a face and a body an everything and isn't just a pair of buttocks bobbing up and down in a field of buttercups.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)

In 8 hours time
I will know your faces


AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

morning.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)

@Lucy
There there, don't get grumpy with the sexmonkey.

*pats better*

*looks*

Whats that?

OMG!

*boiks*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)

How do you think we'll recognise each other?
I think I'll just follow the screams...
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)

For recognition purposes only
I will be carrying chocolate hobnobs.

I done bought them already and everything.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:15, closed)

Al
*blushes*
I can't help it! I was born this way!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:16, closed)

Gah
My Internet's on the blink and am using my arcane geek-skillz to post (am using a text-based web-browser - WOO!)
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)

My appearance
I'd say I look like the lovechild of David Hasselhoff, Brian May and Peter Shilton (where Brian May got to be the Lucky Pierre).
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)

belated 'hiya's' to Bob
Hiya Bob.

I'll wave as my train hurtles past yours...

Turns out the meeting I was supposed to be in today has been cancelled, so I may get off early, thus enabling me to come to the bash earlier than anticipated....
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:37, closed)

'noon all
I hope you're all managing to contain your excitement. So to speak.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:38, closed)

DG
What time is everyone turning up? Don't want to look like a spacker on my own.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:38, closed)

@MM
I shall be there at around 7, hopefully chcb and al will be there then too.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, closed)

'noon Tulip
I'm managing to contain my non-excitement just well thanks.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)

Woohey
I've bought chocolate hobnobs for you all.

EDIT: and metaphorical hobnobs for spak and HLT
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)

I'll probably be there
About 8, once I've checked into my hotel, dumped my bag and got changed.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:41, closed)

Is it 'noon already?
*checks*

It is!

That means this afternoon will d-r-a-g... 7pmish seems worlds away!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:42, closed)

Have you lot been there before?
It's a bit hard to find first time
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:42, closed)

Dangerous thoughts Bert
I'm being let off the leash tonight, if I end up alone in close proximity to CHCB in a drinking establishment, I may well be being bundled into a police van when you arrive while a shocked and dishevelled looking irish girl is comforted by the old bill.

That said, the mrs is coming along later, so i'd better be on my best behaviour.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:42, closed)

al
isnt mrs geordie going to be a little.....perturbed?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:43, closed)

@MM
Thanks for the metaphor.

* nibbles metaphor *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:43, closed)

@MM
^what he said

*also nibbles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44, closed)

and the best news is
the metaphorical hobnobs are infinite. The packeted ones will run out and there will be sadness.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)

I suspect mrs thegeordie
will be downright surprised. But you've all got to be nice as she is lovely, and as spanking gorgeous as a pot noodle.

And please don't get me in too much trouble.

That means you Bert.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)

@ al
you're very brave. I wouldn't let mr hlt within 50 miles of you lot. He might find out what I'm really like and then leave me!

(or worse still, elope with Bert...)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:46, closed)

@MM
You mean the Cove? I know where it is!

(For those who don't, go in to Covent Garden Piazza, and look for the Oakley store (big, on the corner opposite HMV) - opposite that you'll see the West Cornwall Pasty Company. Go in that shop, go up the stairs and VOILA - Bash-a-rama!)

EDIT: linky
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)

Oh its the one inside the shop!
Lucky you said that, I was going to go the one on the other balcony.

Phew.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)

Y'see DiT
it's worth the asking.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)

^
That's teamwork!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, closed)

@MM
Any chance of one of your metaphorical hob nobs?

I'll not be there tonight either.

*sads*

And after all, you'll still have an infinite number of them left, even if I eat an infinite number of them.

Although I'll become infinitely fat, metaphorically speaking.

*realises is rambling a lot of shite*

*ceases*
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:54, closed)

Yeah!
Go Devil!

GO TEAM!


*needs to calm down now*

K- there is an extra special infinite pack reserved just for you
*passes*
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:54, closed)

for all the leftoutb3tans
I have baked this huge metaphorical b3tacake.

It's infinitely chocolatey.

*dives in*

*beckons*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:57, closed)

WOO!
Gimme a M!
Gimme an A!
Gimme a D!
Gimme an A!
Gimme a M!

Gimme a M!
Gimme an A!
Gimme a R!
Gimme a L!
Gimme a B!
Gimme an O!
Gimme a R!
Gimme an O!

What've you got?

MADAM MARLBORO!!!!

*cheerleads*

EDIT: Jumps in to choccy cake with HLT!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:58, closed)

@HLT
"I wouldn't let mr hlt within 50 miles of you lot. He might find out what I'm really like and then leave me!"

Pairing b3tans and non-b3tans is never going to be easy.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:59, closed)

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!! MEEEEEEEE!!!
I think my username is there to compensate for my actual name being only 3 letters long.

EDIT: loving the new photo DiT. You are a man of true culture and sophistication.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:00, closed)

* Dives into HLT's cake *
.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:01, closed)

Ah, thanks
*accepts infinite hob nobs*

*dives into infinite chocolate cake with HLT and the rest*

*develops diabetes*
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:02, closed)

@K2k6
Don't worry, it's only virtual diabetes.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)

@spakka
Mr hlt isn't a b3tan because he's too conscientious to slack about on here all day, unlike me. and he invented the word "bumworms" as well. so he is an honorary b3tan (but if he was on here I wouldn't be able to flirt with all of you all day)

Edit: good thing this is an infinitely chocolatey chocolate cake. Look at us. We're smothered in icing!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:05, closed)

@MM
is your real name Jim by any chance? Or Bob?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:05, closed)

Tis Zoe
although I might get it changed to Jimbob now.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:06, closed)

@spakka
Good point. But I've still got to have virtual insulin injections!
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:08, closed)

* Licks icing and chocolate off everyone *
T'is infinite so I keep on licking forever.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:17, closed)

has everyone gone?
or are you all just lying around being licked?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)

@al
I promise to be very well behaved tonight, I wouldn't want to cause any problems with you and your Mrs.

Unless she's up for Monkey-Goat bukkake, by any chance?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:31, closed)

Allo all,
I just went into town to find some agencies to get me work, get there, find out there's no free parking... Go to supermarket, get out some cash, go back to car, get in car... Tear trousers. Yay!

Anyone wanna give me a job?
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

It's not
a subject I've raised yet Bert, but feel free to drop it into conversation if you can!
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

@BELGAER NOT SILK
With that tear in your trousers, I'll give you a job...
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:36, closed)

Oh really now?
What time's everyone getting there tonight, btw?
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:39, closed)

@belgaer
i do hope you're going to fix your trousers before you travel.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)

I'm not gonna be wearing my suit.
I'm wearing blue jeans and a black shirt.
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:42, closed)

@Gayer
Do you live in london?
And people are getting there between 7 and 8 by all accounts
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)

Getting there first
I'm sure Kaol will be the first to arrive.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)

Yes, well, sort of, I live in Hertfordshire,
I'll try get there for about 6:45/7:00
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)

The london thing
was because there's a temp agency in london that was paying me 8 quid an hour as a receptionist. I am completely unqualified btw.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:57, closed)

I couldn't afford to work in London.
Most of my wages are gonna end up going on rent and paying off my car. I'm not gonna be able to afford commuting aswell. I was temping last week at 7 quid an hour, but that was data entry, guess you have to pay alot for how boring it is.

I'm gonna try get some work in an inbound call centre somewhere along the M25.
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:59, closed)

Jeez--
how much was your car?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:02, closed)

It was 15 pounds
He's still trying to last a second hour at that job.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:05, closed)

HAHA
Al, how mean.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:06, closed)

I don't have a job Al, so faQ
The car was £800, the insurance was £1589 and they wouldn't let me pay installments. Cunts.
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)

Insurance woes
I just got a quote for a new motorbike:

£6,000.

I think I'll leave that for now...
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, closed)

what frequently asked question?
oh, I see!

*grins*

It's a bitch getting car insurance these days, I didn't start driving until I was 22, and it still cost me about £700 to insure my car for the first year.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, closed)

Duuuuude
tip for you

Get a parent as the owner of the car, insure them and then insure yourself as a second driver.

It will work out cheaper to have both of you than what you've just paid.

My and the Mr pay £600 in total. And I'm 21.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, closed)

Mine cost £1,589 and that's with a 60% discount.
Being 18 sucks. It sucks big time. It sucks pigeon buttocks.

Doesn't help that being so tall I had to buy a nice big car so I could drive it, thus meaning that it uses more petrol and costs more insurance.

Edit @ MM:
No, that's illegal dear. I don't do law breaking.
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11, closed)

Quoi?
It's not illegal. How is that illegal?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:13, closed)

Velocipedes FTW
No insurance needed.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:14, closed)

Because they ask you when you get your quote "And you will be the main driver?"
And they would ask that to my dad. And my dad wouldn't be the main driver.
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:14, closed)

Not illegal, B!
Not if they're the owner. I did that when I was 18.

Massive amount to pay though! Shit!
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:15, closed)

Not Illegal!
It's not illegal at all to do what MM suggested!

With someone like Direct Line you can be a named driver and still earn no claims!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:15, closed)