InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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When I was 13A classmate (i.e. the biggest, dumbest pikey wanker (literally) in the class, more about him when the time comes) came up with the following random insult at full volume "you fucking cocksucking tittyspunk" in a hushed but heated argument about why Liverpool F.C. were shit, it had the class in stitches (and made it all the funnier by his breaking pre-pubescent voice) and the rapidly decaying near-fundamentalist Religious Studies teacher with a near apoplectic cardiac arrest, and it still got him 8 weeks detention and a letter home and the threat of expulsion if any other incident happened in the future so it must have offended the crusty teacher so badly to need that punishment(and it was pretty damn good for someone with no hope of ever achieving anything after he left school).
Cherry now Popped!, (no length measured but the width is massive)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:15, Reply)
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